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I once had a customer, years ago. Last name Doofess

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posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 09:52 PM
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I wish he would discover a comet.
Would that not be a blast?
Could we not have fun with that?

Just thinking out loud.

And waiting for the latest Dawn/Vesta images to arrive. Nothing new yet.


Wait, here Comes Comet Doofess. Are you afraid?



posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 09:55 PM
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Terrified...



posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 09:55 PM
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star and flag.



posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 09:57 PM
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S+F.

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posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 09:59 PM
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Apparently, I'm not tall enough for this?



posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 10:00 PM
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There are some pretty screwed names out there..how about Mr. Pissant ..He pronounced it Piz aunt
Ant is Ant aaand Aunt is Aunt
Except down here is the deep south where ...Aunt is pronounced Ant..


Commet Pissant..has a nice ring to it

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posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 10:03 PM
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I Get it now!
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posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 10:03 PM
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Woooow!....

Is this a Mercury mission or what? (Can we get a smiley with mercury oozing out its ears over here!)


Never mind... I found one!



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posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 10:05 PM
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OK, that went right over my head. [atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/6b209fc9bd64.gif[/atsimg]

Or is this some type of experiment to screw with our heads?


[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/b2bce957cb45.gif[/atsimg]



posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 10:07 PM
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Comet Doofess...Say it out loud.
It's not frightening at all. And that is the one that will do us all in...I'm sure of it.

If Hale, had not co discovered with Bopp. There may not have been any suicides.
Comet Bopp. Whatever.

I'm not trying to be deep, I swear. This is all superficial.



posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 10:11 PM
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DOOFESS

Die
Off
Of
Flash
Electromagentic
Solar
S-Class flare


Oh, I can see it now.... Move over Elenin and Nibiru...



posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 10:18 PM
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Awesome!

Doofess Doomsday Comet.

and it still does not scare me.



posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 10:23 PM
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Not really, because nobody can tell me what it is without breaking into some childish argument. Are you my mummy ?



posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 10:32 PM
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This thread confuses and frightens me. Have you laced it with fnords?

(clarification: I understand the joke, but it's still freakin' me out, man! What's up with that! I am sure the Aspartame Zombie Picture is not helping. It is a photograph of a fnord I think.)
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posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 10:33 PM
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I've always been partial to Comet Hamsho Cheeseweiser myself, but it's ok
either one,
it's all good.



posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 10:35 PM
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Oh Oh I know...what about Comet Hassent Bin Sobar? EH? EH? Any Takers?




posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 10:35 PM
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Originally posted by Castogere
Oh Oh I know...what about Comet Hassent Bin Sobar? EH? EH? Any Takers?



Haha, I actually didn't get that one 'til I said it aloud. That's a good one.



posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 10:36 PM
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You are now #1 on my "Favorite Moderator" list!

I'm looking foreword to your next album.



posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 10:38 PM
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Just think if one of Bin Laden's 50 kids discovers an Comet.

Comet Bin Laden



The terrorist martyr comet, avenging from the grave....


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posted on Jul, 19 2011 @ 11:27 PM
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Everyone must be in a funny mood tonight.

So it is a good bet that Mr. Doofess probably resides in Dumas, Texas! LOL


Welcome to Dumas, Texas




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