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Soccer leads straight to hell, according to conservative activist Billy Bob Neck, because it prevents you from using all of your God-given body parts.
Furthermore, the “Satanic” game is played by Europeans, Mexicans, “Mexicans from Brazil,” and “Mexicans from all over.”
“Think of all the communists countries that you can think of? How many of them play soccer? All of em, every single one,” he noted. “How many play football? Not one. Football – that’s a sport.”
Originally posted by muzzleflash
Shirt. Starts with an S, must be Satanic in origins.
Oh socks and shoes too.
Get rid of those Satanist garments.
Sarcasm, Satire, Singing....they need to stop singing at Church, oh my.
This conspiracy runs deep.