Men Rejoice - A Real Life Love Robot At Last

Originally posted by acrux
reply to post by JudasIscariot

 

I think £3,000 is a lot of money to pay for a two minute fantasy.

Think of it as an investment.

Sleep with it for 10 minutes a day (5 X 2 minutes) for 300 days.

£3,000 dived by 300 = £10 a day

That's £2 a session.

After that they're all freebies.

Dude... 2 minutes? You can get some cream for that

I agree with the poster who said that Real Dolls should just be animatronic. And they have some spiffy male versions. The first thing I would do if I found out a guy was harboring one of these things is ask to see it. Then the three of us would hang out, have margaritas and take insane photos. I have been fascinated with this stuff since I was young. I will always regret not going into robotics if for no other reason that I could have created my own friends, a la Blade Runner.


hmmm...chinese....bootleg women...there's a joke in there, I just know it.

reply to post by acrux


OK.......NOW I've heard the best of the best pickup lines
Lets see you do the "robot"......bust a move baby!

With all of these things I gotta wonder.....who cleans it all up?

If you're too busy to meet women, aren't you too busy to clean up the fake one after?

I think I'm grossing myself out.

mmmmm....moldy.

reply to post by acrux


I still think it's a lot of money for self-gratification...but I see how it can be useful for men who are bored from using their imagination and hand.

Originally posted by Big Raging Loner

Originally posted by lokdog
Aww man this is sweet, i can finally throw out my mothers stinking corpse.

Funniest thing I've read in ages.

On topic, man that's some creepy stuff.

I thought the same.. but apparently the mods here did not?? :O

Any one ever see the moive Cherry 2000? We are heading that way. I am OK with this. If I had the means I would build my own.

reply to post by WhiteMagicWoman


It's called a symbian, and has been around a long time, guess women don't need a robot with a face and voice.

Cherry 2000 was one of my fave movies as a kid. Melanie Griffiths hair was bada**......and to shed some light on the cleaning question, these type of dolls are usually equipped with a removable vaginal cavity. Think..fleshlight. So all you would have to do it pop er out, give it run through with hot soapy water, dry it, and she's ready to go again.

Well this is definitely a step in the right direction for those of you who think robots will one day take over the world...hittin us right in our weak spot...

Robot 3 way.


Just sayin.

Part of the joys of having an actual person with you for the deed is that she is the poor sap that does the... ahem, cleanup.

It reminds me of a joke I once heard. "Why did God make woman?"


To carry the "stuff" to the toilet.

Dolls? No thank you. I'll take muscle.

Lmao! This thread has to be the funniest thread I've ever seen on ATS. This is too much! S+F for cracking me up!

If you purchased 2 dolls could you program them for some girl-on-girl action.

Yummy

If you caught your friend have his way with your doll, could you accuse her of being unfaithful.

What happens if that fembot malfunctions in the heat of passion?
Emergency rooms ain't seen nothing yet!

reply to post by BIGPoJo
That old man is hilarious. How the hell do you embaress yourself by telling everyone. Fair enough what he does in the privacy of his own bedroom, but to have someone film it while you simulate it. Dude that is weird.

I'm... not sure what's creepier about this thread. The robot, or the responses.

I think i'll go with the robot, because I doubt I'd ever find the posters' naughty bits in a dishwasher.

The CHERRY 2000 is here !!! question how is it powered ..plug it into the wall ?? directions for cleaning?? do you move it around in a wheel chair?? you would get some strange looks takeing it to the beauty shop!! where is the manual? just curious

Pimping out these things will be the next big thing.

Social media is beginning to produce social deviants.
I bet Mr Weiner will place an order for one of these fembots soon.