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Originally posted by autowrench
Ever notice that only Christians get possessed by Demons?
Ever notice that only Christians think they have the only path to the Divine?
Ever notice that only Christians believe in Hell and Satan?
Ever notice that only Christians hate people?(Gays, Witches, any other Religious Faith)
Ever notice that only Christians try to convert everyone into their cult?
Ever notice that Atheists know more about the Bible than Christians do?
Ever notice that only Christians think ETs are Demons?
Ever notice that only Christians think Earth is only 6000 years old?
Ever wonder why a loving God created Evil, HIV, AIDS, and Cancer?
Ever notice that only Christians call anything unexplainable in the Bible evil?
Ever notice that only Christians think that science class should be replaced with Creation stories or Bible study?
Ever notice that only Christians think that dinosaurs and fossils were placed there by the Devil?
Ever notice that only Christians counter every challenge with Well, The Bible/Scripture says . . .
Ever notice that only Christians blame the feminists, gays, lesbians, and ACLU for natural disasters?
Ever notice that only Christians enjoy waking complete strangers up at 7 AM on a Sunday to invite them to their church. (happens to me)
Ever notice that only Christians are looking forward to watching their unsaved friends and relatives suffer eternally in hell?
Ever notice that only Christians won't let your kids see Santa because it's an anagram for Satan?
Ever notice that when 6,000 people die in a disaster and three survive, only Christians thank God for his mercy and compassion?
Ever notice that only Christians honestly believe that anything any creationist has ever said is true?
Ever notice that only Christians speak the word "Jesus" it contains four syllables: JAY--ee-zus-ah?
Ever notice that only Christians believe that all non-Christians are Satanists?
Yeah, I know....I'm going to Hell for that one. But you all are coming with me!
Originally posted by chancemusky
Ever notice how the OP is obviously trolling/ racist?
Please, take your hate elsewhere. all of those were lies. Im not xtian, but i found that post disgusting.
Originally posted by autowrench
I would bet every Christian fits at least one.
First off, where do these Christians live?
As for not letting kids see Santa because it really stands for satan, I think you watched a little too much of Churchlady from Saturday Night Live . Seriously though, it seems you've met that 1 in [insert number above 100,000 and below 1 million] people that believe Santa is the devil.
Also, the only time I've ever heard a Christian (or anyone, for that matter), put 4 syllables in "Jesus" is when they are:
Originally posted by autowrench
Southern Ohio. Bible Belt country. We don't have any Buddhist folks, but Muslims are considered to be children of Satan here, an Atheist is mentally ill, or on drugs, as is anyone who has higher knowledge to share. I didn't mention how they see me, did I? If witch burning was still legal, I would not be here posting.
Last year, at Christmas time, in out local newspaper, in the religious section, which take up a whole page, there was a harsh rant on Santa and the meaning of the pagan ways of celebrating Christmas. Kids were warned not to go see Santa, of eternal damnation would surely follow. Of course they all still celebrate Easter, not knowing it was a pagan festival also, in celebration of the Goddess Oestre.
Every other car has a Jesus fish on the deck lid, and most wear a cross around their neck. To hear them talk, they are very cult like. There are many churches in this area, but the people are near the same. This is also the murder capital of Ohio, we have more unsolved murders than any other Ohio county. Had one a few days ago, yesterday, it was on CNN when they found the body and arrested the killers.
Ever been to a Pentecostal Revival meeting? Or a Church of God church? Ever seen snake handlers? These are places with you will hear the word in 3 or 4 syllables.
Like I said, these musing are based on what I myself have seen, heard, and witnessed in my life living in the Appalachian Mountains. I did not mean it as an attack on Christians, on the contrary, I thought a good hearty laugh would be good for everyone. I could post a like musing on Wiccans, or any other faith. And friends, if you cannot laugh, and cry at the things religion has caused over the many years humanity has been here this cycle, and the rather funny things people do, then what do you laugh at?
If I have offended anyone, I offer an apology.