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a joke for our time

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posted on Mar, 1 2011 @ 09:38 AM
I've heard this joke making the rounds and wanted to share it. I don't know who to give credit for it.

A unionized public employee, a teabagger, and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches across and takes 11 cookies, then looks at the teabagger and says “Watch out for that union guy—he wants a piece of your cookie!”

posted on Mar, 1 2011 @ 09:44 AM
What did the one snowman say to the other snowman?
"Do you smell carrots?"
the only clean joke I know

posted on Mar, 1 2011 @ 10:52 AM
what did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
wiped his arse!

posted on Mar, 1 2011 @ 11:36 AM
Great joke OP!

Following the other posters, I will post one I heard recently:

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?"

"It's for your headache."

"I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Gotcha!"

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