What is your favorite quote of all time? Mine is...

i'm not sure if it's my favorite of all time, but it comes to mind quickly :

"if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump it's ass when it hops"

Red Forman, that 70's Show

Originally posted by phishybongwaters
i'm not sure if it's my favorite of all time, but it comes to mind quickly :

"if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump it's ass when it hops"

Red Forman, that 70's Show

I wish pigs had wings.. Loads of girls would owe me a night of passion..

is it ok if i use movie quates???


" come up and see me sometime big boy" ( from she done him wrong with mae west)

" when im good im very very good but when im bad im even better ( same movie)


" i know how you feel about this , its not always easy reconizing people , sometimes when i walk by a store window or a mirror it takes me a min or two to realize that im looking at my self" ( martin short from Pure luck )

to name a few .....

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i love it thats great

When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it--always.

Mahatma Gandhi

"There is no normal life......there's just....life."

Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in "Tombstone"

All things by immortal power,
Near or far,
Hiddenly
To each other linked are,
That thou canst not stir a flower
Without troubling of a star

Sh!t happens...

"car bumper"

Mine and one I live by is live and let live.

My OWN

"Beat it, birdbrain!'

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A throne is only a bench covered with velvet.
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I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.
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Death solves all problems, no man, no problem.
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I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
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Where there are too many policemen, there is no liberty. Where there are too many soldiers, there is no peace. Where there are too many lawyers, there is no justice.
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And my all time favorite, the one I live my life by.............
It is better to have a hole in your sock than a sock in your hole.

"what do you think im gunna do im gunna save the fuc?in day" Nicolas Cage Con Air!

Hard decision to make. I have many favorites, but if forced to choose, it's probably this one:

"This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man."

----phrase spoken by Polonius in Hamlet, by William Shakespeare

"Monkey see monkey do, rather be dead than cool".

From nirvanas stay away song, which probably was the most important song i heard in life. Help me understand to stay away from females forever, and even long before i had contact with them. I made the right choice and saw them for what they are.

That one song was more important to my life than any of my alevels, and i was right.

Thank you kurt cobain, the only star i ever looked upto.

Some of mine are:

"Geology is just Physics slowed way down with trees stuck in it" Terry Prachett (I may have misquoted that, it has been a while and I couldn't find it onlline. So caution, may be a paraphrase.)

“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.” Terry Prachett

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it” Terry Prachett

Here's mine. " The question isn't who's going to let me, it's who's going to stop me. "

I've always found this quote deep cause it can apply to so many things on life.

From wonder into wonder
existence opens.


Those who know do not talk,
those who talk do not know.

Lao Tzu

"Only thing your leading is Jack and sh!t, and Jack left town." Ash Williams in Army of Darkness.

"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." Douglas Adams

“We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.” George Orwell

The quote below was spoken by the character Lazarus Long in Robert Heinlen's book, "Time Enough for Love", and I think it sums up most things today;-

"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity"

Roy.