Uncle Sam's New Orientation

“In its simplest format, sadists desire to inflict suffering and masochists want to receive suffering.”

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I interrupt your regularly scheduled program
With an update on some changes made to Uncle Sam.
In fact, nation, Sam has a new orientation…

He’s now completely black- leather clad...he carries a whip and wears a mask.
Indeed, gentlemen and ladies
He’s now the S&M sadist…displaying his chains on a daily basis…

Perhaps he’s on crack and sh%t…to think we are all masochists.

Don’t tie my hands, Uncle Sam…or at least let’s think of a safe-word first, man.
I know you think my American ass is fantastic and all that, but hot damn.