The trick to getting a man

The trick to getting men is to be a trollop. A man will say that he doesn't want to be in a relationship with one, but the truth is that the vast majority of men gravitate directly towards them. They go into it thinking that they can turn a ho into a house wife, but that just isn't going to happen. If you aren't one, then all you have to do is mimic them, and you'll have guys flocking all over you.

reply to post by gnosticquasar

Lol... men want a woman who can take tea with the great aunties in the garden, keep house and raise children, cook like their mother, work and be a vixen (porn star?) in the bedroom.

Originally posted by LadySkadi
Lol... men want a woman who can take tea with the great aunties in the garden, keep house and raise children, cook like their mother, work and be a vixen (porn star?) in the bedroom.

Um...OK, I got nothing.........

Was just reading the 'sister' post to this and then here you go cracking me up.

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Hey that's not (totally) true. We want trollops because gals want douchebags. And us guys are lazy, so who's are we going to expect to change?

Originally posted by LadySkadi
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Lol... men want a woman who can take tea with the great aunties in the garden, keep house and raise children, cook like their mother, work and be a vixen (porn star?) in the bedroom.

What men fail to understand is that EVERY woman has the capability to be all of that and more..... for the "right" man.

Peace, NRE.

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Unfortunately your right.

reply to post by NoRegretsEver

I agree with ya sister -

Guys, take note: you can have it all and so can she - but leave the jaded egoism, it will hurt your odds.

wow you already have 7 flags and I have 5. Already burying the secrets!

Originally posted by NoRegretsEver

What men fail to understand is that EVERY woman has the capability to be all of that and more..... for the "right" man.

Peace, NRE.

Originally posted by LadySkadi

I agree with ya sister -

Guys, take note: you can have it all and so can she - but leave the jaded egoism, it will hurt your odds.

dammit...slow down...I am taking notes here as fast as I can....

As women we are born with certain abilities, and those stated above are just those things and more, here's a secret. Some of us also like sports, hanging out at the bar, playing pool, video games, Monty Python, and just hanging out.

Most women were like that in the open, and due to unfortunate circumstances (other men ruining it), they retreated, and are saving it for the right person. If you find the right woman, and know you want those things, how you treat her, and understanding that "words" and "actions" are quite different then people would be happier.

Peace, NRE.

Originally posted by gnosticquasar
The trick to getting men is to be a trollop.

Getting which men?

A man will say that he doesn't want to be in a relationship with one, but the truth is that the vast majority of men gravitate directly towards them.

And after gravity has done it's thing, the bounce follows shortly after.....bye!

They go into it thinking that they can turn a ho into a house wife, but that just isn't going to happen.

Even though she can be a "trollop" at the drop of a hat?

If you aren't one, then all you have to do is mimic them, and you'll have guys flocking all over you.

Not this one....flock off.

Ok.. I read what a trollop is a promiscuous woman... no thanks I'll pass on the STD's. No one likes a whore except crogmagnon and neanderthal average male.

I do agree on the woman that raises a child, takes care of her man and sees for her family and I truly agree only if the male human does the same, provide (not just money but also emotional support for the female), helps to maintenance of the household and other duties. Teamwork...

I'm a guy. I don't like skanky women. I want a woman that I can trust. To me, in the bed fun is good and all but there has to be more than that. Intelligent conversation, for one. Having interests in common is another. I mean, really, you can't spend all your time having sexy fun time. There's just more to a relationship than that.

Originally posted by Skid Mark
sexy fun time

That just made me crack up! I will call it that from now on...

I guess that would depend if you

want one for nite....or forever.

Originally posted by Skid Mark
I mean, really, you can't spend all your time having sexy fun time. There's just more to a relationship than that.

APPLAUSE mark

The OP knows nothing about men

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I've been single for 3 1/2 years now and, well, if Ernest Borgnine were to wear a trashy skirt and flirt too much I wouldn't judge one bit... I'd order drinks and say "How you doin'?"

Moral ambiguity, from a single males perspective, is less a desirable thing, and more a labor saving device.

~Heff

Yeah, the OP is ludicrous. Sure, almost all men want to get off; but most of them are leaving afterward, unless there is something more to keep them around. Unless you're a pimp, you have a pretty limited (though regular) need fo a ho.

A thread called "the trick to getting a man to stay interested" might be a rarer thing.

Originally posted by LadySkadi
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Lol... men want a woman who can take tea with the great aunties in the garden, keep house and raise children, cook like their mother, work and be a vixen (porn star?) in the bedroom.

lol, that just made my day.