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ATS Unleashed: Joke of the Week!

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Soloprotocol

posted on Apr, 13 2022 @ 09:12 AM
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Just back from a job interview, went well.

Interviewer:. How well do you perform under pressure?.
Me: Not bad, but I'm better at Fat bottom Girls and when I'm in the mood I can absolutely nail Seven seas of Rhye.


Oldcarpy2

posted on May, 20 2022 @ 01:33 PM
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a reply to: Soloprotocol

Top tip:. When asked that question about what would your colleagues say was your greatest weakness or whatever just reply "I can be evasive'....


karl 12

posted on May, 21 2022 @ 12:36 PM
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a reply to: Oldcarpy2

Did you hear about the Scarecrow who was so good at his job he got a PhD for being outstanding in his field?




(Sorry.)


Oldcarpy2

posted on May, 21 2022 @ 01:04 PM
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a reply to: karl 12

Good one!


crowf00t

posted on Oct, 29 2023 @ 10:56 AM
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What did "Socks" Clinton find in the dyer at the White House?

One of himself missing.


UnRepentantHarlequin27

posted on Apr, 5 2024 @ 06:32 PM
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UnRepentantHarlequin27

posted on Apr, 5 2024 @ 06:34 PM
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If that was too risqué...

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere.




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