Who is smarter... Tall or short women?

In a recent conversation with a woman of the female persuasion, not to mention vertically challenged, she made a couple of bold statements regarding the difference in intelligence between short and tall women:

lol people will argue over anything. even an argument over who is smart skinny or fat chics
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now im waiting for a thread: who is smarter short or tall chics. yeah
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but short girls are. the altitude way up there around a tall girl's head affects them
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us shorties are closer to the earth and more centered and balanced too

Are short women smarter than tall women?

Was it smart of me to start this thread?

:shk:

Inquiring simians want to know...

[edit on 5/9/2010 by Mirthful Me]

Women shouldnt stress their pretty little heads with this nonsense.. We all know men are smarter.

Don't believe me..? Watch and learn:
www.youtube.com...

Originally posted by Mirthful Me
Are short women smarter than tall women?

Nope. I just don't have to ask for help when trying to reach things on the top shelf at the supermarket.

Not everyone will argue about anything...is this thread based on a bet to see how many people take the bait...

Meh smart women give me problems :p

reply to post by MemoryShock


No, it is not.

reply to post by Lysergic


Look who came out from under a rock... I would have posted a thread like this a couple of years ago if I knew it would flush out Lys...

Imagine if I made a Taco Ninja thread...

My wife is a 6ft Blonde and Very Intelligent !

Short women are hotter.. At least in this mans opinion..

Although I have known some hot tall women..

Smarter?

Welllllllllll

reply to post by semperfortis


Suck up...

Wife have them in the mayonnaise jar again?

Pfft everybody knows that height is no indicator, whatsoever, of intelligence.

Cup size on the other hand....

Originally posted by Hefficide

Pfft everybody knows that height is no indicator, whatsoever, of intelligence.

Cup size on the other hand....

I spit out my coffee when I read that...

Originally posted by Mirthful Me
Are short women smarter than tall women?

Of course short women are smarter than tall women, no question at all.

Originally posted by elevatedone
My wife is a 6ft Blonde and Very Intelligent !

Of course there are exceptions..
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/be07c5f6df5b.gif[/atsimg] blame the monkey

Originally posted by Mirthful Me
Was it smart of me to start this thread?

No, no it wasn't. I'm afraid now....very afraid.....

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/894e497a3c9a.gif[/atsimg]

Being a vertically challenged guy, I really have no choice.

Sex with tall women in the standing position is too hard on the legs for me.


-TheAssoc.

reply to post by TheAssociate


I think I know the problem...

reply to post by Mirthful Me


I've formulated a solution...




-TheAssoc.

Oh Mirthful Me... I came to see what you were up to and this is the kind of post I find from you?!?

Of course taller women are smarter!

reply to post by VeritasGal220


Well holy crap... And yes, as you have proven, taller women are smarter if not more able to execute a good jab based offense...

I assure you most of my efforts around here are far nobler...

reply to post by Mirthful Me


I am a woman and I am 5' 1" tall.
I have proven my intelligence by being a member of ATS

After reading some other posts on this thread,I am adding
the following information...44D

5'11''. Definitely smarter.