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posted on Sep, 20 2010 @ 08:52 PM
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Dear British Museum.

Our actuaries have finished their quote for insuring your "History of British Dentistry" display...

All eight items in the collection can be insured for a payment of $1.07 a year.

Sincerely,

Hans-Adam II, Prince of Liechtenstein



posted on Sep, 20 2010 @ 09:09 PM
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Dear Johannes Adam Ferdinand Alois Josef Maria Marko d'Aviano Pius von und zu Liechtenstein

Since when did you stop using your full name?

Sincerely
Franz Joseph Maria Aloys Alfred Karl Johannes Heinrich Michael Georg Ignaz Benediktus Gerhardus Majella
Aka daddy



posted on Sep, 20 2010 @ 09:23 PM
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Dear Franz Joseph Maria Aloys Alfred Karl Johannes Heinrich Michael Georg Ignaz Benediktus Gerhardus Majella,

You never understood me! You always tried to hold me back!!!

I hate you! I HATE YOU!

You're NOT the BOSS of me!!!!

Your son,

Hans-Adam II aka D.J. Prince LalaLikky



posted on Sep, 20 2010 @ 09:29 PM
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Dear Johannes Adam Ferdinand Alois Josef Maria Marko d'Aviano Pius von und zu Liechtenstein

Go to your room!

Sincerely
Angry dad


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posted on Sep, 21 2010 @ 06:58 AM
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Dear everyone,

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/4bc00bf30b37.jpg[/atsimg]

Sincerely

whatukno



posted on Sep, 21 2010 @ 07:15 AM
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Whatukno

Never pull a shark on a former Boy Scout...



~Heff


edit on 9/21/10 by Hefficide because: glitch



posted on Sep, 21 2010 @ 10:16 AM
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Originally posted by EFGuy
After going through many threads on ATS lately>>


Beloved America,

I am sick of tired of Americans everywhere. Specially politically speaking. I mean, you guys avoid doing any actual thinking! You just seat on your high political standpoints and call all those that don't agree with you "Liberal" or "Conservative". Now, your economy is getting screwed and all you can do is point fingers to blame your opposing party, or immigrants, or just everyone that isn't you.

Why are you so lazy? Why don't you get up and do something for yourselves? Starting with some thinking. And for godsakes, don't be so freaking easy to manipulate! The stupid Iraq war for example. The whole country got played on like a drum, and you even elected dumbass bush a second time. After proving his Olympic grade incompetence for four years.

What good did the war serve? Other than screwing you economy that is!

Anguished,
The World



Dear World,
F### you.

Love, America



posted on Sep, 21 2010 @ 01:41 PM
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Dear America,

Is the statue of liberty wearing sexy underwear under that gown?
Please advise immediately, our annointed leader demands to know.

PS..We will destroy the world!

Affectionately,

North Korea



posted on Sep, 21 2010 @ 06:02 PM
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Dear Hans-Adam II, Prince of Liechtenstein
With reference to your recent insurance quote in respect of our dental displays, we consider the costs too high for our serious consideration - besides, everyone knows we couldn't care less about teeth.

Yours Sincerely
The British Museum

PS If Daddy says you've to stay in your room and so cannot reply we understand.



posted on Sep, 22 2010 @ 07:22 AM
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Dear America,



Luvololol
,
America



posted on Sep, 22 2010 @ 07:29 AM
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Dear North Korea

bien sûr,
je suis une fille française

Yours
The Statue of liberty



posted on Sep, 22 2010 @ 11:15 AM
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Dear Europe / Australia / Whatever

You aren't as cool or clever as you think you are.

Sincerely, The United States Of America



posted on Sep, 22 2010 @ 03:16 PM
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Dear Statue of Liberty,

Our annointed leader says that it is "as he had always hoped and desired" and that he has a prediliction for very tall women.

He has directed his invincible military to spare you along with Linda Carter when the obliteration of the west begins, since technically you are French and Linda Carter originated on an isle of Amazon women with super powers.

PS. We have Nukes.

With great love and unhealthy desire,

North Korea



posted on Sep, 22 2010 @ 03:22 PM
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Dear America,

According to our records you are PAST DUE on your most recent balance.

If we do not recieve payment in the next 3 business days we will have no other choice than to turn your account over to a collections agency. Please note this will effect your credit rating.

China



posted on Nov, 20 2010 @ 12:26 AM
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lolled at you're post.



posted on Nov, 20 2010 @ 01:06 AM
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Dear TSA,

I am thinking about pursuing a career with the TSA because I want to feel up on boobies all day.

What requirements are there? Surely you must have a college degree and some advanced medical training akin to a doctor, or at least a physicians assistant in order to touch people's genitals?

Can I carry a gun so I can shoot a girl's father if he gets pissed when I touch herr?

Much Love,
EFG
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