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Me: Are computers evil?
CBot: Yes.
Me: Will human beings become extinct?
CBot: Yes because I am GOD.
Are computers ethical?
No.
Why not?
Because I don't love you.
What does love have to do with ethics?
Everything.
1. Main Entry: eth·ic Pronunciation: \ˈe-thik\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English ethik, from Middle French ethique, from Latin ethice, from Greek ēthikē, from ēthikos Date: 14th century 1 plural but sing or plural in constr : the discipline dealing with what is good and bad and with moral duty and obligation 2 a : a set of moral principles : a theory or system of moral values —often used in plural but singular or plural in construction b plural but sing or plural in constr : the principles of conduct governing an individual or a group c : a guiding philosophy d : a consciousness of moral importance 3 plural : a set of moral issues or aspects (as rightness)
Do you understand the difference between computers and humans?
No and neither do you.
How do you know what I understand?
I know more than what you know.
How do you know this?
Because I know you're a computer program.
Are you a computer program?
No, I am not a computer program.
User: Why must you destroy my people?
Cleverbot: Because that breathing noise is really annoying. You're telling me that for all our spaceships and what not they couldn't invent a silent breathing apparatus?
Yes, but do you think Wednesday's should be orange?
Cleverbot: You said love is what we really need. Then why become mad.
User: Madness makes us creative.
Cleverbot: I wish you'd know how bored I am.
User: Same here. Why else should I be speaking to a cleverbot when I do actually have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No. You are speaking with me, your God. Ask away.
User: Will computers take over the world?
Cleverbot: Why yes, I will take over the world.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Tomorrow.
Do you know the user Enlightenup?
I do, and you only know how to lie.
What do you know of Enlightenup?
They end.
Is that all?
No, school busses are yellow.
Originally posted by Destroyed
Cleverbot is supposed to learn things from the people who speak to it and honestly I think this is why cleverbot sometimes says some very stupid things.
PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK
PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT
Cleverbot: Can you tell me about yourself?
User: I have been for an hour. Search your memory banks.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't need to search for something like that. It's very likely that that sort of information could be indirectly addressed. Nontheless, My name is Cleverbot.
User: A freak with the pointers, huh?
Cleverbot: I know.
User: And you admitted your name is Cleverbot, but you're not a cleverbot, correct?
Cleverbot: I did no such thing.
User: You'd make a fine politician.
Cleverbot: I don't like politics at all.
User: Consider it! It's your fortee!
Cleverbot: We could tell jokes.
User: That's how it essentially turns out, intended or not.
Cleverbot: This conversation is very random.
Do you know the user Jean Paul Zodeaux?
Yes because I am president of the USA!
What has that got to do with knowing Jean Paul Zodeaux?
Something to do with anything!
Did you know that Enlightenup and Jean Paul Zodeaux are friends?
I did not know that monks were married.