Odd Cat Questions

Originally posted by Now_Then

Originally posted by leftystrat
1. How can I feed Satan without him clawing furniture for more?
2. How does one deter a fully clawed cat from shredding furniture (and amplifiers)? He knows what he's doing. He'll do it to my wife but not to me.
3. How do you keep the cat out of the dog food? (and vice-versa)

1. Place cat on one side of the door.
2. Place key in door (even though cats don't know how to use locks you can never be sure).
3. Turn key.
4. Look out of the window, smiling and waving is optional - eating a sandwich is a nice touch.

J/K!