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"Who are you working for, CIA? DEA? FBI? NSA?"
Guy: "Huh? What" (gives me a surprised look)
"Well I'm on to you and your creepy ****ing truck thing" *at this point I do the fingers to my eyes and point them to him*
"So um...what can I get for a dollar?"
Guy: "well one of these...or those"
"Here..now gimme my ****"
London, August 29, 2009 -- Ice cream trucks, the ubiquitous roaming purveyors of frozen dessert products that infest suburban neighbourhoods around the world, announcing their arrival using strident, uniformly irritating off-pitch melodies, have been found in a recent study to be a leading international cause of insanity.
The study, which was financed by the United Nations Bonkers Project and conducted by Bedbug Consulting, PLC of London, is based on the results of interviews with over 6,000 current and formerly insane individuals and their physicians cross-plotted with regional tracking data of ice cream truck densities, irritating ditty volumes, and appearance frequencies.
I really think this thread is supposed to be sarcastic.
Don't get me wrong, I think Ice cream trucks are creepy too, but not enough to make a conspiracy about it!
Oh, and since when has your the man now dog been a reliable source for accurate pictures?