posted on Jan, 16 2010 @ 05:21 AM
Can you smell that?
Take whatever roadkill or fish you can find, and hide it in the spare tire well of your friends car. (this should be preformed in the summer, but
winter is fine if you want a long alibi) Well, as the carcass decays, the aroma of the departed animal will permeate the car.
Shopping for others.
In order to do this properly, you should go the the supermarket and shop for what you actually need. While you are walking past the aisles pick up
nifty stuff you probably wouldn't want to be purchasing. Tampons, creams and ointments for embarrassing personal problems, I recommend KY,
Preparation H, Cystex, other feminine hygiene products, condoms, etc. Place these in full shopping carts on your way by, the hilarity ensues when
people head to the checkout.
The party is where?
Call up escorts and send them to your involved friends houses when you know the lady is at home. (this one is the most evil) Tell the escort on the
phone that you and your lady are interested in a three way. Then give your friends name and friends address. Be there with a video camera to record
the argument if you can.