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Jesus's Face Spotted in Ikea, Glasgow

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posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 07:35 AM
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Strange... I always thought that the good Lord lived in my parents bathroom.. when I was growing up I often used to hear my dad shout

"Christ almighty are you still in there?"

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posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 07:39 AM
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To be fair the surrounding area of Ikea Glasgow has inhabitiants who resemble the undead, and possibly some who have been ressurected



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 10:15 AM
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By God that Avatar of yours is "Preposterous!!!"
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...very ungodly!

[edit on 20-10-2009 by catalyst2466]



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 10:46 AM
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Hmmm... very interesting! But I dunno... the 'apparition' I've ever really believed was this one... which I personally find to be undeniable!

But hey, I guess that's just a matter of opinion.




posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 11:10 AM
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I like the tongue-in-cheek tone of the article & comments. I went there prepared to be annoyed by stupidity, but it turned out funny enough.



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 11:11 AM
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Originally posted by badBERTHA

Strange... I always thought that the good Lord lived in my parents bathroom.. when I was growing up I often used to hear my dad shout

"Christ almighty are you still in there?"








[edit on 20-10-2009 by Ethereal Gargoyle]



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 11:22 AM
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Song- by Joan Osbourne-
-"What if God was one of us"....

If god had a face
what would it look like
and would you want to see

If seeing meant that
you would have to believe
In things like heaven and in
Jesus and the saints and all
the prophets

and yeah yeah God is
great yeah yeah God is
good yeah yeah yeah yeah!



www.youtube.com...






[edit on 20-10-2009 by catalyst2466]



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 12:56 PM
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Haha thats priceless.. Cant tell you how much Id like to see a 'debate' over whether its jesus or gandalf!


Originally posted by Evasius
Have you ever been to Ikea? Once you're in, you've got at least a 3-mile walk ahead of you even if you just need a bathmat.

It's no accident that Jesus appears on Ikea's toilet door - that's where most people go to pray for god to show them a quick way out of the store.


Maybe Jesus in ikea is some sort of reference to him spending 40 days in the wilderness?

And for that matter it could be Moses!



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 02:11 PM
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...I think we have a winner...!!!

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/9018be946a7b.jpg[/atsimg]



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 05:30 PM
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You are all so wrong.

It's Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 05:49 PM
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Originally posted by moobaawoof
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...I think we have a winner...!!!

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/9018be946a7b.jpg[/atsimg]


Omg, can you imagine kneeling to that and praying


Comical!



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 05:51 PM
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Lol seeing as Jesus never existed how can it be him? lol



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 06:34 PM
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That is certainly an interesting picture although certainly not of divine province... Humans are inclined to see faces in places where they are not. For example, clouds, smoke, rock formations etc....

What we have here is completely random. A tree grew and the grain of the wood took that shape because of nature, environment and the trees inate ability to grow in a certain way in order to survive ( I.E a tree growing with a bend so that it can reach sun light....)

This is a coincidence but a very cool one.



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 08:02 PM
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Looks more like the Yeti.
Seriously though, religious people are completely bonkers out of their mind.



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 08:22 PM
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Looks more like Davey Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean




posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 08:54 PM
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People will see what they want to see, it is a matter of interpretation. I for one see a strong resemblance to Treebeard or some other ent from Lord of The Rings.



posted on Oct, 21 2009 @ 02:31 AM
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Originally posted by Republican08
Maybe not jesus, but more or less that white bearded dude from Lord of the Rings.

Definitely him.

Now maybe if we pull back the wood... we'll find the ring....


Aha! -Watch out for Saruman!!!!


[edit on 21-10-2009 by catalyst2466]



posted on Oct, 21 2009 @ 02:38 AM
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Originally posted by Laurauk

Originally posted by moobaawoof
reply to post by oaf21
 


...I think we have a winner...!!!

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/9018be946a7b.jpg[/atsimg]


Omg, can you imagine kneeling to that and praying


Comical!



"HOLY S%#T!!!"



posted on Oct, 22 2009 @ 12:41 PM
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HA,HA.One thing is for sure,that it`s NOT look
like Benny Andersson in ABBA. reply to post by mattpryor
 



posted on Oct, 22 2009 @ 12:46 PM
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No one knows exactly what Jesus looked like.
Though it is an interesting wood pattern and he was the Son of a carpenter.

But I think the image looks more like Rasputin.




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