Want to cut greenhouse gases? Don't provide birth control to developing countries... those people for the most part are contributing something so
tiny it can't even be classified as a blip. Don't provide birth control to the average citizen in the industrialized world, either... again, it's
a large enough contribution to be called a blip safely, but nothing more. Supply birth control in high quantities to the Hollywood and political
elite, PARTICULARLY the Al Gores, Nancy Pelosis, and Alec Baldwins of the world.
I used this site: www.whatsmycarbonfootprint.com...
to calculate my so-called "Carbon Footprint." and then looked into some of the footprint contributions of various activists crying wolf.
(In the interest of full disclosure, I consider the theory of Global Warming to be the biggest PONZI scheme running today. It is all bunk, but since
they say it's meaningfull, let's judge them by their own rules and see how they're doing....)
So, according to the aforementioned site, my "carbon footprint" is, drumroll please:
22.1485 Tons of CO2 per year. WOW!
OK, so I've got a small herd of elephants spewing into the atmosphere courtesy of my household's activities. I drive an SUV as well, so according
to THEM (cue ominous voice echo) I am Satan incarnate (particularly so since I could not give a single dry rat dropping about what my CO2
"footprint" is in the first place, but I digress...)
So, based on these facts, Al Gore must be way under that figure, right? I mean he went so far as to commission a people lifter to show how high up
his projector screen our CO2 emissions were in comparison to history in an Inconvenient "Truth", right?
Based solely on Al Gore's public record of having paid out $2,439 a month on average for electric and natural gas at his eco-un-friendly mansion a
couple of years ago PLUS an assumption that Al Gore takes 5 "long" flights per year *I'm having a hard time averting the snickers over how
ridiculously lowballed that assumption is!* and assuming (hoping) Al recycles and drives a 30MPG hybrid (those pictures of him getting out of black
SUVs were clearly photoshopped). Big Gay Al's carbon footprint is
(da, da, da!)
190.2515 Tons of CO2 Per Year... WHAT!?!?!?
Using even the most conservative of assumptions he uses 8 and a half times more CO2 than my family does? There must be a mistake somewhere here!
So, in summary, if we're gonna stop new births to save the planet from greenhouse gases, then let's start at the top and prevent these hypocritical
jackasses from breeding because they're the ones destroying the planet (at least if you use their formulas... which I think is only fair)