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Originally posted by Ayana
Dear me!
The world has truely gone mad.
Poor guy, as if his life isn't bad enough.
Originally posted by ProtoplasmicTraveler
Hopefully this homeless man will find his public defender up to the task of sparing him the penalties of carrying concealed handcuff keys on a necklace as a charm tucked underneath his shirt.
The next step is to make it illegal to wear thicker clothing than a taser can penetrate...
Originally posted by BaronVonGodzilla
Originally posted by ProtoplasmicTraveler
Hopefully this homeless man will find his public defender up to the task of sparing him the penalties of carrying concealed handcuff keys on a necklace as a charm tucked underneath his shirt.
As a charm?
Who are you trying to kid?
It was not worn for a charm just like the man who wore it last time and killed two officers wasn't wearing it as a charm. I am not saying he deserves 5 years, nor that the law is just and right.
But I really and truly don't buy that he had it as a charm. I think he had every intention of using them.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
Originally posted by h1satsu
Wtf? You can buy handcuffs from pretty much anywhere now days; Now who's to say they don't come with keys? So if I were to go buy some handcuffs from Wal-Mart I could be arrested for possession of handcuff keys?
Originally posted by h1satsu
Wtf? You can buy handcuffs from pretty much anywhere now days; Now who's to say they don't come with keys? So if I were to go buy some handcuffs from Wal-Mart I could be arrested for possession of handcuff keys?
Originally posted by stevegmu
reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler
Probably his long criminal record, or that he was harassing women. They finally got something on him that can put him away, and make the community safer. Good job.