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I just recieved this via email & LOLOLOLOL!!!

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posted on Feb, 10 2003 @ 03:05 PM
Published on Monday, December 16, 2002 by

If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq
by John Robbins

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi,
And your alibi is shoddy,
And your tastes remain quite gaudy,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think that SUVs,
Are the best thing since sliced cheese,
And your father you must please,
Bomb Iraq.

If the globe is quickly warming, bomb Iraq.
If the poor will soon be storming, bomb Iraq.
We assert that might makes right,
Burning oil is a delight,
For the empire we will fight,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might now knows no borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
It's the make war not love season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

posted on Feb, 10 2003 @ 06:37 PM
I havent laughed so hard in quite awile. Sorry, got to cut it short, I cant see threw the tears LOL

posted on Feb, 10 2003 @ 06:59 PM
obviously these people have nothing better to do than sit around and think up stupid parody's.

posted on Feb, 10 2003 @ 07:58 PM
Yep, Saddam and WMDs are nothing but a joke.

posted on Feb, 10 2003 @ 08:21 PM

posted on Feb, 10 2003 @ 10:10 PM
I can't wait until Saddam gets an ICBM and fires a of VX at us, but instead he misses and hits france, killing...most everyone there....and then the french finally come out of puberty, into manhood, and are the first to rip off his balls (TAKE THAT LIBERALS!!!)

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posted on Feb, 10 2003 @ 10:45 PM
That originated on Randi's board (

And we had great fun with it.

posted on Feb, 11 2003 @ 09:48 AM
InterContinental Ballistic Missile :
InterContinental : A weapon that can shoot you across seas (A 737, 747 and cessna airplanes are InterContinental Transport)
Ballistic : You need a 1st degree in mechanical and physical to cacultate ballistic translations
Missile : A message send from a place in peace for war...

posted on Feb, 15 2003 @ 01:30 PM
That was quite entertaining.

[Edited on 16-3-2003 by TheCatalyst]

posted on Feb, 15 2003 @ 10:38 PM

Originally posted by D.A.R.Y.L
Missile : A message send from a place in peace for war...

Unless you've been in the military (or at least know someone who has), you may not know that most missle manufaturers like to print slogans & messages on missles that they make for the military...

...I've heard of one that had printed a response to the Japanese claim that Americans were "lazy & illiterate"; The missle said, "Designed & built by lazy, illiterate Americans; Field-tested in Japan."

How's that for a "message"?...

How about petitioning for the manufacturers to print a message that reads, "When we say NO WMD'S, we mean it, Sadam!"?

A touch of self-contradictory irony, no?

[Edited on 16-2-2003 by MidnightDStroyer]

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