TRUTH ABOUT ALIENS!!!! lol

The alien was an invention conjured up from the evil mind of Elvis Presley that backfired on him and ultimately caused his death. D'oh! It is a disgusting creature that will be found to be cute and cuddly by children all over the world, while grown-ups will want to shoot at it with radios and bits of gravel they find in the street. First appearing in Area 3.14, they tend to go to Area 52, the Alien Relaxation Center.

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