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Parking tickets pile up on van with dead driver
Women says her dad apparently lay dead for weeks beneath N.Y. highway
Originally posted by AccessDenied
How is this funny?
This is not only tragic, but despicable!
Why didn't anyone look inside the vehicle..just leave tickets?
And holy frig how long does it take to get a vehicle towed in NY?
:shk::shk:
Originally posted by AccessDenied
reply to post by whatukno
A worker dead at his desk for a week? My god...did they think he just came to work to sleep in his clothes for seven days straight?
Obviously he wasn't a productive employee beforehand...
Originally posted by whatukno
Oh if I could star you AD!
This is wrong, this is like the time they found a worker dead at his desk and found out he had been there for a week.
Could the COP that was writing the ticket look into the vehicle? I mean after the first few tickets, maybe looking inside would have presented itself as an option!
Originally posted by AccessDenied
Go ahead..hit the alert button..see where it gets you.
I didn't see the humor at all.
Black comedy is a sub-genre of comedy and satire in which topics and events that are usually regarded as taboo are treated in a satirical or humorous manner while retaining its seriousness.
Synonyms include dark comedy, black humor, dark humor, and morbid humor.
Originally posted by AccessDenied
reply to post by stander
Wow- was that supposed to faze me?
I find your morbid sense of humor sick.
I could see posting this story in a news forum. But in a joke forum?
Would you find that funny if it was a member of your family???
:shk:
So that's the premise.
Now let's hear the jokes. Anyone?
"For several months, our nurses have been baffled to find a dead patient in the same bed every Friday morning" a spokeswoman for the Pelonomi Hospital (Free State, South Africa) told reporters. "There was no apparent cause for any of the deaths, and extensive checks on the air conditioning system, and a search for possible bacterial infection, failed to reveal any clues."
"However, further inquiries have now revealed the cause of these deaths. It seems that every Friday morning a cleaner would enter the ward, remove the plug that powered the patient's life support system, plug her floor polisher into the vacant socket, then go about her business. When she had finished her chores, she would plug the life support machine back in and leave, unaware that the patient was now dead. She could not, after all, hear the screams and eventual death rattle over the whirring of her polisher.
Originally posted by whatukno
There are times when dark humor is appropriate.
Like take this one.
A terrorist going to a crowded place blows himself up before he gets to his target. It was a case of premature detonation.