posted on Feb, 3 2003 @ 10:27 AM
All citizens will be afforded ample opportunity to affirm their patriotism by proudly submitting to this brief and only mildly excrutiating procedure.
Any and all able-bodied persons who miss the mandatory tatooing deadline of July 4, 2002 will be subject to fines up to $75,000 and/or terms of medium
security imprisonment no shorter than 2 calendar years.
OHS is pleased to provide answers to frequently asked questions about Operation Mandatory Patriotic Tattoo:
Q: Is it true that every American will have to get a tattoo?
A: Yes. Every last man, woman, child, and gender-ambiguous freak.
Q: Can the government really require that I get a tattoo?
A: Yes. President Bush has granted Governor Ridge unprecedented wartime powers which allow OHS to function not unlike an autonomous totalitarian
Q: My pastor says this is the mark of the beast. Is it?
A: No. Your "pastor" is spreading treasonous lies. Report him to the FBI.
Q: What if my religion forbids me to get a tattoo?
A: You are strongly advised to convert to a different, more patriotic religion.
LOL I once thought about getting a tatoo like a barcode because I felt like a number, now take a f*cking look at this!?
This is sick!