Kill my mom, but not the TV

Here is a story about a kid who probably watches a bit too much television. I would go so far as to say that he has an unhealthy attachment to the TV. He hires a hitman (actually an undercover cop) to kill his mom and directs him to be careful not to shoot the television.

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"...what separates Chereza from other bloodthirsty teens was his direction to the gunman (who was to be paid $2000 post-hit) that he 'didn't want anything to happen to the television' when the shooting began"

Stories like this make me feel so well adjusted.