posted on Mar, 5 2009 @ 03:22 PM
US Marketplace -the MMORPG-
Coming soon to a videogame console near you!
*Player -BIG BROTHER- sends Geithner into battle!
*Geithner has drawn Sword of NO CONFIDENCE!
*Geithner uses Sword of NO CONFIDENCE on Market!
*Market takes 300 damage! Market is reeling!
*Market uses STAGGERING DISPLAY as a defense! STAGGERING DISPLAY fails! Market is still reeling!
*Player -BIG BROTHER- recalls Geithner! Player -BIG BROTHER- send Obama onto battlefield!
*Obama uses spell of FALSE HOPE and couples it with SMOOTH VOICE AND MANNER for a hypnotic effect!
*Market has been stricken with disease of ILLOGICAL RESPONSE by Obama's attack!
*Market gains FALSE hope! Market flinches and loses turn!
*Player -BIG BROTHER- recalls Obama!
*Player -BIG BROTHER- send FDIC onto the battlefield!
*FDIC draws Mace of NEAR FUTURE DESTITUTION!
*FDIC uses Mace of NEAR FUTURE DESTITUTION on Market! A mighty blow!
*Market takes 281 damage!
*Market is confused!
*Market casts spell PRAYER OF DESPERATION, but PRAYER fails as Markets RELIGIOUS level is too low!
Guaranteed to be more addictive than Tetris and more costly that World of Warcraft's endless expansions! Look for it at soup kitchens and homeless
shelters in a city near you!