Lysergic,
The dookie raid sounds like a great idea! Would be great to have somebody come over and help contribute to the neighborhood so to speak.
The brat gets worse. His buddy. A stupid kid in designer jeans, walks around wearing a super tight T-shirt from some trendy boutique WITH A TIE!!! A
tie on a t-shirt. And a silver chain with a massive fake bejeweled cross dangling from his neck like he's making some sorta statement and glass
earings the size of thumbnails gets a new car. A beautiful car no doubt, it's a S5 Audi. Great car. The guy adds exhaust, even bigger rims, and
some sorta after market turbo that makes the car whine at very, very high decibles, and sounds like a 18 inch long kazoo is attached to a high output
turbine going full tilt boogie.
Decides hey just bought it and supped it up-good for you- so I'm gunna show it off to my friends by taking it to their condos and reving the thing at
6 thousand RPMs at 12:15AM for 15 minutes. Right in front of the building. Like 15 feet from the peoples bedrooms kinda right in front.
For 15 minutes all everybody hears for 3 blocks in the neighborhood is this.
VRRRRRM!! VRRRRRM!! VERMM VERM VERM!!! VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMM!!!!
(derisive laughter from him and his buddies standing around in awe of their buddies new car)
VRRRRRRMMM!!!! VRRRRRMMMM!!!!! VERRRRRRRRRMMM!!!!!
(More -heh! heh! heh! from his buddies)
the sound of car doors thumping shut.
VRRRRRRRMMMM!!!!! SCRREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAACCCHHHHHH!!!!!!
the thing peels out. At this point I'm going for the phone to call the cops.
THen from about 2 blocks away.
whhaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! WHHHAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!
As he bangs though gears doing 75-80 MPH down the street.
a minute later.
VRRRRRMMMMMMM!!!!! VRRRMMMMMMM!!!!! OUT IN FRONT AGAIN!!!!!
(more laughter from his buddies and the car doors thumping shut again.)
finally as I rip open the patio door to go out and yell at the punks, they like true punks, get back in the car in a hurry and
yep you guessed it.
VRRRRMM!!!! SCRREEEEEEAAACH!!!! off into the night.
About 15 minutes later (which is great for the LAPD) a cop car pulls up in front of our building and starts doing the thing with the search light.
drives around the block a few times and leaves. Guess the neighbor called the cops before I could.
They return around 2:24AM
VRRMMMMM!!!!!
(car doors thumping closed loud talking) and the car drives off. and I watch the neighbor almost skip back to his unit. making sure the gate slamed
shut behind him so the whole building and courtyard hear a loud CLANG!!! as it shuts.
ANNOYING RICH KIDS!!!!!