Do you hate Eskimo's? Why?

Originally posted by CreeWolf
Those damned eskimos! Everyone think they invented the totem pole when it was the Crees! Also, anytime something thinks of a northern native tribe, they say "eskimo". Damnit!!! Crees are a northern tribe too! And, we outnumber them!

(No disrespect intended my Inuit brothers!)

[edit on 25-12-2008 by CreeWolf]

I think i enjoyed this post the most.

Thank you brother, its about time we get together and deal with with this problem!!

reply to post by enigmania


If I revealed other art, It wouldn't, couldn't or at least shouldn't be in the possession of a non-native.
Besides, he was 16 at the time of this particular drawing.
I still love it to this day.

Heres a quick list of "Eskimo Conspiracy" on google...

volokh.com... (thier language isnt what it appears to be)

They want $400 million, the amount they allege it will cost to move the village, which they allege is threatened by the melting of Arctic Sea ice. - americancourthouse.com...

ummm.,.. thats about all i can find right now (Yes, they are THAT good).

You have never encountered a force AGAINST YOU like the Eskimo!!!!

Just wait, one day you will be trying to survive after TSHTF and you may come across some of Satans Helpers (because thats exactly what they are!) - who can easily help you...

What do you think their answer will be? "Let that non-blubber eating fool fail in despair at their vanishing world"?

or "Lets help that person that helped destroy the world..."?

Originally posted by ahnggk

Originally posted by RFBurns
No I dont hate Eskimo's. They could teach you a thing or two about surviing in the middle of the Arctic and build shelter with all that ice and fish and hunt and make warm clothing.

It's not about a race's abilities and their contribution that makes them a race, but they are humans and equal with everyone.

It's not good to use a race in a joke, just because they are not important in world affairs? Nobody cares?

Original post reported for closure.

He/She/It/Ai seriously reported this for closure.

I cant tell you how frillacken hilarious we find that to be.

We all owe a debt of gratitude for being permitted to see the existential:

Pinchy Tyrannos (small tyrant is the closest translation)

Not exactly sure how my brothers south would spell it, but that pretty much is something ALL shamans (people of knowledge) MUST encounter in order to 'see' and 'overcome'.

(dont get me wrong, yes I am using you and your words to show my students an awareness that you have fully helped us with - Thank You)

Non of us can grow without encountering the small tyrant in our lives (see Casteneda) and having encountered them, we are far stronger because of it - if you dont succumb to their bs sidetracks



[edit on 26-12-2008 by Grock]

eskimos are cool
i mean anyone who can make a home out of ice and prefer to live in it
is cool, really cool...in fact COLD

I had seen an episode of Ripleys believe it or not, in which a man adopted a diet from a Northern Tribe which had to do with the consumption of slightly rotten raw meat, apparently the bacteria which dissolves dead flesh, in small doses can do the same within the human body and was a cure for his cancer, according to the fellow he was taught all about it, practically a whole shamanic science of bacteria types and length of rot etc, etc

Before the war of annihilation begins against the Eskimo, does anyone know more about this, it sounds like info I could use... I just really hate Cancer and I figure if we are going up against the Eskimo next this is surely doomsday and things might get into some serious Rads air quality wise...

You know if it's the end of the world as we know it... I want to preserve the few useful bits of info each culture has

Because I was I up by the Res down here over the holidays and... you know the Navajo are actually massing against the Hopi, the guy at Casino who serves me my drinks told me straight up

"We have 73 old Chevy trucks and a Bunch of dogs and we are going to drive them back down into Mt Humphrey into the cave they came out of in the fist place"

and that fight brings into WW3 the entire inner Earth and all... so we are essentially screwed


And

Before we go after the Inuit

I have to ask

Do they Technically Own Sedna?

In theory they should right? legally?

So if they have a whole planetoid, How exactly do we know they haven't colonized it?

I propose this...

The Canoes... Can make it across space and The Inuit are actually a superpower simply waiting to reclaim those lands at the right moment.

People once believed a Canoe couldn't make it across the ocean and that has been repeatedly proven wrong.

So who is to say...

They couldn't cross space or even time?

After all, these guys have taken on the Whales and we all know Whales are smarter than most humans... and the Whales pets, the Seals are smarter than our Dogs

Yet the Inuit repeatedly defeat both


This whole Armageddon thing is going to get very whacky before all is said and done

You see, the Place where you loose always comes from a direction you would never expect, so we can make all the jokes we want as our global society falls to pieces in front of our eyes...

But don't be shocked when anchorage is ransacked by Sea Lions with laser cannons mounted on their heads and the Spirits Animate the Tress and all of the Appalachian Mts rise up against the east coast like some clip from Lord of the Rings

It's just

Everyone is working on a Super Weapon these days...

Would an Inuit Biological Weapon made from a Six Pack of Molsen and Whale Poop surprise me?

No

Because as many of the Natives predicted we are all loosing our minds, all of us.

Don't get me wrong

I don't believe any legends about anything from any culture as anything more than Wisdom at best

But they had this one right, which shows a measure of at least some brains compared to the rest of us... because it's fairly obvious from History we are a bunch of maniacs as a collective species, so you'd think... every culture would have known not to go this route lol

siiiiiiiigh

Anyway, someone please, I'd really like the Inuit Anti Cancer Meat thing before you try and wipe them out

Also

Recipies from all over the world, I'm collecting recipes, recipes and porn, because Computers will be fried and mags will stop being printed soon... So good porn, preferably Laminated because if i have an ur...accident the page doesn't get ruined

and oh yeah... i'll be needing info on how to make String

String will be very important after Armageddon, Bow's for Hunting, shoe laces

and I'm going to need to Restring My Guitar Periodically... Because i'll be damned, if cities are burning... I get one photo op of me Rocking my fingers till they bleed above the carcass of a City before I take off to avoid the fall out... for my kids you know... to remember me before my hair falls out and all




And I might sound crazy

But I'll put Vegas odds... not one person on this conspiracy site had the brains and foresight to Laminate their Porn prior to the collapse of civilization did they?

In Five years, when it's all done the few Hundred thousand people left will have nothing but partners with no hair and Radiation burns and missing limbs

and me... some guys will Have the Gold, some freaks with cross bows will occupy the ruins But me, I'll have all the Laminated Porn

and I'm going to use that valuable material make people build me giant stone structures and stuff for it... build me temples and stuff and they will, because i'll have the only Porn and every one alive will look like crap.

Muhahahahahahahaha

Okay, there are three things I would like to state.


1. The Eskimos are called the Inuit, and find it offensive if they are called Eskimos.

2. The Inuit are a very civilized and peaceful community, having no reason for enemies.

3. Racism is very large in production nowadays. Anyone who is racist, I am not against you, that making me racist as well, yet I am not with you. Go to therapy or something.

Originally posted by Dragonfriend
Okay, there are three things I would like to state.


1. The Eskimos are called the Inuit, and find it offensive if they are called Eskimos.

2. The Inuit are a very civilized and peaceful community, having no reason for enemies.

3. Racism is very large in production nowadays. Anyone who is racist, I am not against you, that making me racist as well, yet I am not with you. Go to therapy or something.

You obviously havent been paying attention have you? lol

Alright, alright, alright already!! Please let me clear a few things up for some of you folks out there.

1. Not all native groups in Alaska or Canada are eskimos or Inuit.
2. Yes our skin boats can cross the galaxy, we have the tech and we are not sharing.
3. Come to Alaska for a vacation, and I don't mean Anchorage or Fairbanks or some god awful city here, come to the real Alaska, The Bush, you won't regret it. (Summer is best, way too cold in the winter for you non blubber eaterz)

As for the native groups here in Alaska, there are Yupik's, Aleuts, Alutiiqs, Inupiaq's, Tlingits, Tsimshian, Haida, and Athabaskans. I'm tired of hearing uneducated people refering to people of the north as either Eskimos or Inuits, we have different groups of natives up here, if you do your research before you post I'll bet a lot of people from the north wouldn't consider you so ignorant.

And yes some of those jokes were pretty funny, I am Yupik myself, well actually I'm a half breed, but I do feel a strong connection to my people, and like most societies we thrive on comedy, if you ever get the chance to see Traditional Yupik dancing you'll see our comedic nature. I was raised in a small village on the Lower Yukon River in a village of only 600 people and I can tell you that I would never trade any of that for living in a city with all its drug addicts, corrupt politicians, and crazy folks, I see enough of that in our small towns.

Angry Cree, why all the hate, we Norther Folk never took claim to inventing the Totem pole, I know its a very important symbol to you and props to you for taking such interest in your culture, just don't point fingers, it was probably some non native scientist that was wrong about who invented the Totem AIGHT! Peace my native.