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Mary was knocked up!

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posted on Dec, 8 2008 @ 11:46 AM
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i just know that if i was joseph and was married to mary i dont think i would understand about her wanting to continue being a virgin and when she came home and said hey joseph im still a virgin but im pregnant i would turn into ricky ricardo and say hey mary you have some splaining to do.



posted on Dec, 8 2008 @ 11:47 AM
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mary didnt exist....

two lines



posted on Dec, 8 2008 @ 03:53 PM
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Originally posted by anonymousATS

Originally posted by cluckerspud
I tool health class and learned how life is created in a female.
It takes a certain male organ to plant a seed in a certain female
organ.
Immaculate Conception defies all laws of biology and physics.




The "bible" is a collection of "books" and "letters". Some of these works were written several hundred years apart. The author of the passage(s) detailing immaculate conception was most likely some anal-retentive type with some serious sexual hangups.

Overall, the bible was an attempt at socialization. In some areas it did well. In some areas it failed miserably.






Exactly the bible was simply a book of enforced rules with nothing but a scare story to enforce them.



posted on Dec, 8 2008 @ 04:03 PM
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Originally posted by Solomons
mary didnt exist....

two lines


I agree. I think the bible is pure fantasy. Lord of The Rings, Star Wars and so on. Great concept, neat stories but better adapted as an after school special if you have the patience to sit through it.

However IF, IF, IF, IF
..she were to exist (which no one can not prove to me
beyond a reasonable doubt), it is simply imposible for this chick to have
her egg fertilized by an imaginary guy who listens to all.


Parthenogenesis is not the study of Mary being inseminated by the
supposed creator.

She is not a lizard or a bunny.

By this notion I can say she is a shape shifter.
Since Cuttlefish have the ability to change color,
appear to be glowing and physically change textures
and shape does this mean Mary or myself have the ability
to turn into a lamp post or a mail box to conceal myself.

Is it possible she had a pouch to like a kangaroo?
Why not?! Kangaroo's have them.



[edit on 8-12-2008 by cluckerspud]



posted on Dec, 8 2008 @ 08:23 PM
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There are human cases of Adult females giving birth to their fraternal male twins. It is a very rare occurrence, but medically it has happened.



posted on Dec, 8 2008 @ 09:57 PM
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Originally posted by TheColdDragon
reply to post by cluckerspud
 


There are human cases of Adult females giving birth to their fraternal male twins. It is a very rare occurrence, but medically it has happened.


Can you please elaborate, explain or provide a link.



posted on Dec, 8 2008 @ 10:57 PM
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awesomely put. science brings us closer to god.

love it.



posted on Dec, 9 2008 @ 05:03 PM
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