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Post some of the dumbest names you've ever heard here.

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posted on Dec, 5 2008 @ 02:11 PM
I know you've all heard of some retarded names, well now's the time to show 'em off.

poo pouch - vietnamese i think
shantaquaco - no clue
sharon cox

these are some of the top names i've come across. post all yoru favorites

posted on Dec, 5 2008 @ 03:31 PM
Richard Balls
Harry Balls
Callus (like, i have a calous on my foot)

posted on Dec, 5 2008 @ 03:55 PM

posted on Dec, 5 2008 @ 04:05 PM
Dick Pound
Max Fightmaster

Yes real names and you can look em up.

posted on Dec, 5 2008 @ 04:13 PM
I was at the mall one day and I overheard a mother calling for her twin daughters and their names were Ziti and Lasagna..I swear what is this world coming to...:bash:

posted on Dec, 5 2008 @ 04:28 PM
Well I'll throw my hat into the fray simply because no one else

But I've always thought the name of this English Singer was rather stupid;

Engelbert Humperdink

posted on Dec, 5 2008 @ 07:39 PM
The DUMBEST name i have ever heard was a woman in the labor room when my sister in law was doing her ob/gyn rotation. The mother in labor thought the terminology the Dr's used was beautiful.. and named her baby girl the same thing: meconium ( for those of you that DONT know, that is an infants first bowel movement ... )

[edit on 12/5/08 by SugarJ]

These arent dumb but when i worked for a bank they were my customers:
Charlie Carr owned the gas station
Hyman Fingerman was an ob/gyn
Albert Fish owned the pet shop..

[edit on 12/5/08 by SugarJ]

posted on Dec, 5 2008 @ 07:54 PM
Three lines

posted on Dec, 5 2008 @ 07:55 PM
my mom told me about a woman how named her kid fem - a - le
because she saw it on the new born baby's wristlet. said with hispanic accent.

posted on Dec, 8 2008 @ 07:14 PM
i overhead an interesting conversation between two young mothers today.

One of them was being persuaded to call her baby boy 'Pink' which she said she was ok with.

Followed by her distate for the name previously suggested for the baby 'Anthony John'. She said 'imagine having a name like that in the playground, although it wouldn't be too bad to shorten it to AJ'.

I know that names go in and out of fashion, but I thought 'Anthony' and 'John' were still usable. And that 'Pink' would be more for a girl?

posted on Dec, 8 2008 @ 07:22 PM
Famous people have a talent for bad names.
Worst I heard though, is a family that live near me, and they named their first born son "BOYLAD".
A close second was a woman who named her daughter SHALIMAR after the 80's singer.

posted on Dec, 9 2008 @ 12:23 AM
Dick Trickle - famous NASCAR driver

posted on Dec, 9 2008 @ 04:08 AM
not exactly a dumb name, more unfortunate, but i do wonder if the parents of this girl (who was in my sons class) had said the name out loud before they gave it to her:

Candice Dick

(candy stick)

Believe it or not, there was also a boy in his class called Luke Hunt.

When i named my children, i made sure that nothing sounded funny, weird, couldn't be shortened to anything people clearly didn't.

posted on Dec, 9 2008 @ 06:12 AM
There was this guy when I was in middle school swear to God his name was Jackie Dick Head. He was the school bully wonder why. I still laugh ever time I think of his name. Needless to say we never called him by his real name. He did go by Jackie which is still funny.

[edit on 9-12-2008 by silverflame]

posted on Dec, 9 2008 @ 07:11 AM
HEHEHE..found some goodies...

posted on Dec, 9 2008 @ 03:01 PM
Alize, Corvasiea (don't think i spelled right), and Henieken. Naming kids after liquors is real popular here in new mexico. :bash:

posted on Dec, 9 2008 @ 03:04 PM
I don't know why but I hate the name Bob. Spelled backwards, it's still Bob. It irritates me. Sorry to any Bobs out there.

posted on Dec, 9 2008 @ 07:45 PM
The dumbest names I've ever heard were Ladoctor and Lanursa. :shk:

What are they gonna name any other kids they have? LaIV? Lastretcher?

posted on Dec, 9 2008 @ 08:17 PM
A few years back we had a police officer whose name was Dick Les Poore.
No lie, its funnier when you think of it last name,first then middle.

posted on Dec, 16 2008 @ 11:44 PM
I'm going to name my boy Levy because you know why?
He has good jeans.

Anyways, what's up with black people naming their kids exotic names such as Boniqua or Shenandra or Sheniqua?

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