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Fantasy Canadian Elections (I want you)

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posted on Dec, 5 2008 @ 05:44 AM
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I am a little sick of politicians as of late so my solution to my problem is you...the real people.
We will hold elections here on ATS just for fun.I am not the judge...we all will be.
You post what you would do to solve problems,any problems you want.
You can be as radical as you want bcuz this is just for fun but remember that we will all see this and either vote for you or won't vote for you.

When we get a sufficient amount of posts,then we will call it and everybody will vote.
You will not be allowed to vote for yourself.
You can speak in leymans terms or give a speech...its up to you.
Whos gonna be the next PM??Good luck.



posted on Dec, 5 2008 @ 11:20 AM
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My vote goes to ben420.

My policies:
-Kick Quebec out of Canada

-Invade Quebec

-Boot out all provinces east of Saskatchewan (except newfoundland, because their accents make me laugh and they're fun as hell to drink with)

-Make Vancouver new Canadian capital

-Start talks with Alaska, California, Oregon, Washington, and the northern states to secede and join with western Canada

-Decriminalize weed (not legalize, just decriminalize)

-Start trading more with China and the EU so we're not so reliant on the US

-Upgrade our military. We've got brave soldiers, just no equipment.

Thats my main policies, need time to think up more policies



Edit: Oh we can't vote for ourselves


OK well I vote for my black lab than, he's smarter than Harper, Dion, and Layton combined.
[edit on 5-12-2008 by ben420]



[edit on 5-12-2008 by ben420]



posted on Dec, 5 2008 @ 03:36 PM
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Lol At this rate you might win!!! hahaha



posted on Dec, 5 2008 @ 04:12 PM
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I would gladly be a candidate. Here are my policies:
-Improve western Canada/Quebec relations. We are all equal under the same country.
-Replace each national anthem played anywhere with a uniform, orchestrated one with artillery and CF-18 flyovers all on cue so each student in each classroom can take pride in our country each morning they hear it.
-Ensure the future of the Internet, meaning that Internet censorship will never happen in Canada.
-Contrary to the previous statement, eliminate all pornography hosted on Canadian servers and block all pornography accessible in Canada.
-Eliminate the "glamorization of sex" in our media over a period of years, starting with restrictions on television programming.
-Boost military funding
-Lessen dependency on the United States
-Improve trade and relations with Europe and Russia
-Improve relations with Israel AND Iran
-More control over the economy to ensure stability and minimal loss
-Make the Government more "people" orientated, less corrupt and "people serving people" so to speak
-Heavy emphasis on morals in everyday life leading us to a more compassionate future
-Clean and reusable energy research, promotion of Nuclear and Hydro sources.
-Opened ended government, whereas the Government is granted more power to ensure stability and success in many aspects, but at the same time, if it causes more harm than good, the Government is responsible to the people, and the people are given the right to reject any reform or programs that are brining about this harm.
-Nuclear Weapons Program
-Tighter US/Canada Boarder security
-Tighter regulations on media, such as excessive profanity and promotion of promiscuous sex banned.
-Gain the trust of the public and don't take advantage of it.

A country that can trust the government with a government that can trust the country will do very well. That is what we need, along with stability and compassion. This is the way forward.

Vote for me!



posted on Dec, 5 2008 @ 05:02 PM
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Wow,That was well thought out.
Thanks for taking the time.Time will tell.



posted on Dec, 5 2008 @ 05:15 PM
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drag ralphy(klein) out of retirement,i vote for him to be the emporer of the west.



posted on Dec, 5 2008 @ 10:16 PM
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As the Liberals thrash around for their ideal PM, they should look at how Hollywood does it's casting. The candidate has to be Canadian, of course. If he's from Quebec, that's a distinct advantage. Next, something too often neglected, they right person has to have a long history with some profile and lots of exposure, so that their name is recognizable and in a positive light by everyone.

So my ideal sure to win candidate, by far the best know Canadian in the world, would be -- William Shatner.

Mike F



posted on Dec, 11 2008 @ 05:29 AM
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Well I guess this idea died quick.I'll wait one more day and then put this thread out of its misery.LOL
Anymore takers???



posted on Dec, 11 2008 @ 06:13 AM
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[edit on 11-12-2008 by AccessDenied]



posted on Dec, 11 2008 @ 06:19 AM
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Don Cherry.

He may not be politically correct, nor will a lot of the whining, left wingers be happy with his policies but the days were sitting on your butt waiting for a handout would be long gone.

We'd stop taking in every live breathing body, quit giving people something for nothing and require all Canadians pay homage to those who came before us and gave up so much so we could have what we have today.

We'd trim down our bloated bureaucracies, clean out the slime from our political system and send those who do not want to work collectively for the betterment of our nation as a while along their way.

Put 'er there . . .




posted on Dec, 12 2008 @ 05:03 AM
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Ok well I guess this is it.
I vote for Don Cherry.Lol
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