posted on Nov, 30 2008 @ 03:42 AM
Q. What do you call a Reindeer wearing earmuffs?
A. Anything you want because he can't hear you!
Q. Why do Reindeer wear fur coats?
A. They'd look funny in snow suits!
Q. How many Reindeer does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Eight. One to screw in the lightbulb while the other seven hold Rudolf in place!
Q. Did you hear about Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeers brother, Boris the Brown-nosed Reindeer?
A. All the other Reindeer, the Elves, and Mrs. Claus hated him because he was always trying to kiss Santa's backside!