posted on Oct, 12 2008 @ 05:09 AM
With all the doom and gloom posts, some times you just need a break and a change of pace.... I offer this:
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have
Based on the above, the best current investment play is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American male walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. This means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud to be an American!
Funny email I received, original source unknown