posted on Oct, 2 2008 @ 12:02 PM
So I was sittin' here doin' some thinkin'.. So I says to myself, Self? What in the heck is goin' on and stuff? Like I haven't really been doin'
any postin' lately! Jeesh! Like what the heck?! I just haven't really been doin' much good thinkin' lately. My brain has been like distracted and
stuff. Don't worry I'm still around. So I says to my brain. Brain? You better start doin' some good thinkin', cause like I think I need to do some
postin' and stuff!
C'mon brain, you better think of somethin' perfect to post or like I'm gonna swallow a 10 pound bag of ice and freeze you good!
Hmmmmmmm.......... what to post about.......... what to post about?
Like maybe post about that like 700 billion dollar bailout of those greedy financialists? Nah, like there are already 700 billion threads about that
already - nope. Not Perfect.
Hmmmmmmm........... how about postin' about how like airplanes never hit the WTC or Pentagon, it was holograms instead? Hmmmmmmmmm...........
Holograms? Like if holograms were that realistic and stuff, I'd make like a hologram of a hot woman, buy a bunch of extra socks, and never leave the
house and stuff..... Nope not perfect.
Hmmmmmm............ the perfect post....................OK brain, I'm headin' to the freezer and stuff. You better start doin' some thinkin' and
like quick and stuff.........
Wait! I got it!
Like words that end in 'sion' and stuff. It's a conspiracy! Yeah! Oh brain I love you. Like words that end in 'sion' get a bad rap. Like when
you're drivin' and stuff and the check transmission light come on - that's bad and stuff. And like when those politicians start talkin' about
recession it's a bad thing.
Those politicians think they're so cool. Walkin' around, givin' themselves pay raises, votin' on the wrong stuff, lyin' about everythin',
pretendin' they give a darn, cheatin' on their spouses in their offices and stuff. I hate politicians......
Depression! Like that's a double whammy and stuff. Like people go into depression thinkin' that a depression is comin' and stuff. Man!
And like decompression will give you the bends and stuff. Not good.
But wait!! I like heard a word today that made me happy! And it ended with 'sion'! Remission! Yeah! Oh brain I love you!
Like it is now my obsession to comission really cool words endin' in 'sion' into a fusion of admission that words endin' in 'sion' aren't
always bad. C'mon let's show some compassion for tose words that end in 'sion' and stuff!