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Originally posted by sardion2000
Did anyone notice the date on the report? 2004.
Originally posted by I3LiP
That would be ironic.
The fateful day arrives and everyone is expectant, a hand moves to turn on the LHC collider when suddenly the event is interrupted by a wild eyed scientist bursting into the room.
"Wait!" he says, gasping for air.
The onlookers turn to look at him, stunned to silence. He flaps some untidy documents over his head.
"We've already found the Higgs-Boson!" He exclaims at the top of his lungs.
The lead scientist of the LHC pauses a moment on the switch to the device and utters a single word.
No longer having any further use, the LHC collider becomes the birthplace of Particle Accelerator racing.