secret agents haha

So Ive been reading alot of posts recently about people who think they are being watched by "secret agents". There are several very easy ways to expose them as agents and make thier job a living hell. Im going to share a few of those tactics with yall If anyone has any other tactics please feel free to post them.

1. Guy taking pictures of your house.
This one is easy. Theyre going to be looking for you inside the house. When you think you see them dont acknowledge them at first. Act like your leaving the room momentarily (going to the bathroom for example) leave the TV or radio on very loud. Sneak out a window, backdoor what have you. Flank out thier car from around the side and catch thier attention violently. (My personal favorite is chucking a half empty water bottle in a sunroof) or window winshield what ever. A good friend of mine claims he did this, unknown if he did or not but no reason to lie, pulled out his member and slapped it against the driver side window.

2. Being followed
they will never be directly behind you. Go out for a drive one day and watch maybe 4 or 5 cars back. They usually like to stay the lane adjacent to you. So head towards a public building or place and force them to get behind you. (go into turn only lane on a one lane street) making several turns along the way. You should know your area better then them so either a. take em to a very bad neighboorhood where you know theyll get hasseled, or my personal favorite take em in a huge circle right back to your house so they waste a bunch of gas.

3. wire tapping
You can have a bunch of fun with this one. Pick up your line on a land line youll hear a click and the dial tone will get fainter, cell phones a dial tone when you turn it on, connect them to a 1-900-*snip*number and hand up leaving them on the line.

I have a bunch more to post but im kinda hungry so ill leave yall with that for now so please anyone else got any tips feel free to post



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[edit on 7/21/2008 by JacKatMtn]

reply to post by maninsecret



So you never heard of a 'cascade' then? never heard of a 'block watch' either by the sounds of it.

A cascade is a technique where they use maybe 6 or 7 vehicles to alternate, some in front of you, some behind, some to the side. It looks like regular traffic but will to your downfall. They have all avenues to use when following you with this method, as the leader will fall behind or to your side, the follower will over take and go off and vanish to be replaced by a car you didn't even realise was watching you.

'Block watch' is how they stake your house out. One car is a 'hassle' i.e. they draw your attention to it. maybe 100 yards down the road is another vehicle, empty but with ports for high powered microphones and video devices, including and up to a vibration pattern speech synthesiser.

You may jump out the window, but part of the watch will be a covert entry team holed up real close by usually at the rear of the home. You will leave, they enter, take / photo what they want and leave whilst you are none the wiser.


Simply put, your ideas fall very short of even breaking a sweat on an int agents forehead.

once again do people think that agencies or factions or whatever have you would go through this much time, man power, and especially money to stake out some people for signing up on a forum? Seriously unless any of use is holding on to grade a classified material I doubt anyone would do anything more then check your phone or watch your cash flow stuff that can be done easily via a computer or internet connection.

thank you this post was simply for humor, and if being followed by local police. I have heard of a cascade system and covert entry teams ect. Those are still easy enough to detect and deter, if your smart enough. You really want to know how to survive, evade, and resist im the guy to talk to but now is not the time or place.

Originally posted by thegdfather
once again do people think that agencies or factions or whatever have you would go through this much time, man power, and especially money to stake out some people for signing up on a forum? Seriously unless any of use is holding on to grade a classified material I doubt anyone would do anything more then check your phone or watch your cash flow stuff that can be done easily via a computer or internet connection.

errr honest answer? UK 'agents' are up to their eyeballs following, tracking and bugging forum members of certain web sites here in the UK. Loads of foxtrot work too.

reply to post by Dan Tanna


hey dan,

how do you know that for sure, im interested. And what is foxtrot im not familiar, thanks!

Originally posted by thegdfather
reply to post by Dan Tanna

 

hey dan,

how do you know that for sure, im interested. And what is foxtrot im not familiar, thanks!

A 'Foxtrot' is an agent on foot with eyes on target and coded 'alpha'. say you are following a target code named 'Zebra'. You will have a map cut into sections of colour and blocks which is memorised by all including radio specialists and the bosses over watching the action..

It is to cut down transmission times you see.

You are on foot, in map section yellow block 1 following 'zebra'.

Your transmission would be similar to this.

'Alpha foxtrot yellow one zebra eyes on'.

A small brief quick transmission.

If you are close and cannot talk you will signal this with a rapid urst of clicks, then the signals man will do the talking and you will reply yes or no with mike clicks. One click yes, two clicks no.

Originally posted by Dan Tanna

A cascade is a technique where they use maybe 6 or 7 vehicles to alternate, some in front of you, some behind, some to the side. It looks like regular traffic but will to your downfall. They have all avenues to use when following you with this method, as the leader will fall behind or to your side, the follower will over take and go off and vanish to be replaced by a car you didn't even realise was watching you.

'Block watch' is how they stake your house out. One car is a 'hassle' i.e. they draw your attention to it. maybe 100 yards down the road is another vehicle, empty but with ports for high powered microphones and video devices, including and up to a vibration pattern speech synthesiser.

You may jump out the window, but part of the watch will be a covert entry team holed up real close by usually at the rear of the home. You will leave, they enter, take / photo what they want and leave whilst you are none the wiser.

Let's look at this idea closer.

There are one million people on the terror watch list. If every one of those persons have 6 or 7 cars watching them, that is 6 or 7 million cars just driving around. And that doesn't include the possibility of having to watch multiple vehicles.

Now, not to include all the bugs, mikes, cameras, stake out personnel, backup, oh, and the swat personnel, that means one in six Americans would be driving one of the vehicles.

And even if those are the people you would want to watch, nope. Doesn't add us.

To break it down per case, for each individual you watch it takes 18 people a day just to man these 6 vehicles in 8 hour shifts with single occupancy.
Four man entry teams over 24 hours, 32 people in 8 hour shifts.
Someone to coordinate everything, 3 people in 8 hour shifts.

Need I go further? We now have 53 people watching this one guy!
With this much effort we should clear the FBI's top ten list in about two weeks.

As it is, well, somebody seems to have watched too many detective movies.



[edit on 7/21/2008 by garyo1954]

reply to post by garyo1954

You beat me to that post. I was thinking the same thing.

As of today there are 142,026 members of the ATS site.

Multiply that by 53 and you get 7,467,378 agents watching our membership.

If they only watch half the membership the number would still be staggering at 3,743,689 agents.

It does seem difficult for many people to realize that every minute of television programs are scripted and not real.

What you guys are forgetting is that they most likely would not watch a guy who yells that reptilians are underneath our hospitals, but if someone is obviously talking about things that the public aren't supposed to hear, well, the government has ruined lives for less.

Gary & Dizzie,
did I ever say they were watching every one? nope.

Did I say this was a procedure they would use on every one? nope I did not. As for the cascade, its not used every time all the time, but it is used alot.

As for you trying to twist it with big figures, that just makes you look silly.

What I did try to get across is that if an agency wants you followed, you WILL be followed without your knowledge of it.

As for watching forums, well, guess you'll just have to apply a little bit of grey matter to that one won't you? the answers there, you just need a little thought on the subject.