posted on Jul, 17 2008 @ 11:14 AM
An ATS member asked me the time,
"It is about 3.30pm" I said.
"About, can you be more clear on that? " they said.
"Well, it's actually 3.33pm now" I said.
"Now" they said. "So, you're changing tack are you"
A second ATS member came along ...
"If you told them it is 3.33pm have you got any evidence to support that?" they said.
"Yeah, I was going to ask that" said the other ATS member.
"But, you asked me the time?" I said.
"Hey" said another ATS member "he's wearing a watch"
"OMG" said the other ATS member "You can’t trust people wearing watches to tell you the time you know"
"I agree, he is probably a Mason" said another ATS member. “I’ve heard that all Masons wear watches”
“I’m not a Mason” I said.
“See, I knew he was a Mason” said the earlier ATS member.
“He could be part of that watch cult I read about on the internet” said another ATS member who had just arrived.
“Do you have a link for that” said the other ATS member.
“No, why do you ask? Are you a Mason like that watch wearer?” said the ATS member.
“He’s not a Mason, he is the leader of that new watch cult” said the other ATS member.
“I am not the leader of any watch cult” I said.
“Have you any evidence to prove you’re not the leader of a watch cult? I mean, you are wearing a watch so that kina proves it doesn’t it?”
said another ATS member.
“And it is black” said the other ATS member “Everyone knows that black is linked to Satanism and it has strange symbols on it”
“They are numbers” I said.
“Yeah, like I said, strange symbols” they said.
“They look like Alien symbols to me” said another ATS member who had just arrived. “Is he Alien?”
“Probably, he is a Mason, so that proves it” they replied.
“Is 3.33pm when the Aliens are going to arrive?” said the new ATS member.
“No, it’s just the time it was when that ATS member asked me the time” I said.
“3.33pm isn’t the time now, that is the number of beast or something” said another ATS member.
“No, that is 666, and of course the time isn‘t 3.33pm now, time has passed since that ATS member asked me the time” I said.
“Don’t believe him” another ATS member said “he is part of some watch wearing spin off Masonic cult that only wears black … and
“Maybe he is half the beast, that is why he worships the 333 and has it tattooed on his wrist” said another ATS member.
“I don’t have a tattoo of 333 on my wrist, it is a watch and that was the time” I said.
When the ATS members noticed I had left …
“Oh, I see, he’s gone has he, no evidence for his watch theories though. Like anyone is going to believe you can tell the time by wearing a
watch”. they said.
“But time doesn’t exist does it?” said the last ATS member when everyone else had gone.
[edit on 17-7-2008 by UFOpsychiczebra]