breast implants: the next terror delivery system

I just got wind of a disturbing piece of information.

Al Qaeda is planning to utilize breast implants as their terror delivery system of choice. They are thinking it is just a simple matter to bleed their seemingly inocuous contents into an explosive concoction to renew their terror in the sky efforts.

They are planning to use recent legislation of same sex marriages in certain states to send numerous males with explosive breast implants aboard airlines at one time.

They say female martyrs may also be used.

Al Qaeda says the irony is the US' own licentiousness, as shown in their legalizing same sex marriages, will rain doom once again on their own heads. Al Qaeda says the same about breast implants.

The lengths terrorist will go to hey.

Next thing they will be using turbans as a viable option for attacking their targets now that would be crazy