ninjas vs pirates

Dang 5ealChris I am up cause I can't sleep and I am listening to ATSmix and they just mentioned this post. In fact they are still talking about it. Way cool, they really like it too... way to go dude...

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They were talking about this on the mixshow?

I'm going to have to start listening to that.

To be fair, ninjas did loose a few kew points when this Shaq-Fu came to be.

Pirates are so much cooler than ninjas.

Ninjas were born with strict discipline, whereas pirates do whatever the hell they want.

a REAL ninja works alone, a solitary lifestyle would suck in my opinion.

a REAL pirate's aim is great enough to shoot a ninja square between the eyes. I'm pretty sure a ninja could only dodge a bullet if they saw the gun aimed at them.

Pirates talk with an awesome accent, AND they have an international talk like a pirate day! What do ninja's have? International hide and jerk off day...

All in all, Ninjas are cool, and might be able to win in a fight, but Ninja's cant fly around in the sky, they are mortal too. Pirates are just as good swordfighters as them.

Pirates win in my opinion cause they seem just so much more fun. Who would want to be a ninja and have such stressful jobs? Such physically commanding tasks to do? All pirates have to do is steer their ship, order their henchmen, pillage, get a girl, drink, sing, dance, fight, etc.

I think it\'s safe to say ninjas are much more bad ass than pirates.

Though when it comes down to it vikings are the most badass. Even though I guess those would be considered pirates.

Pirates are allowed to hang out with girls and get drunk....besides a ninja can train all his life and still get killed by a drunken pirate...

PIRATES ALL THE WAY!!!

Thread is old I know but I can't believe this hasn't been said. Rouge Ninja Pirates. Ninjas that left their masters and hit the high seas. Now there is a bunch no one would mess with.

Originally posted by Zaimless

2)pirates have cool names, like Long John Silver, I know of no famous Ninjas

Dude, Afro Samurai!!!!!





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Sho Kosugi was a famous ninja. Hosted a ninja video series as well. Name a pirate who had a line of crappy 80's VHS tapes headlined by them? None! Ninjas rule!

Still don't believe me? Two words: Garfield phone



And in case after watching that you are doubting the mustachioed Richard Harrison's ninjacity, check this out... Sweet...




Traveler in the Dark

[edit on 23-2-2009 by TravelerintheDark]

two words from a girl... Johnny Depp
Although I really like that Garfield phone.....

reply to post by seagrass


Really, i didn't know johnny depp was a pirate.

Oh, you must be talking about captain jack Sparrow

Originally posted by darcon
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Really, i didn't know johnny depp was a pirate.

Oh, you must be talking about captain jack Sparrow

Three words wouldn't have worked as well as a joke... It's not all about timing... he he

reply to post by seagrass


LOL so true.

Though, Johnny Depp is kind of a Pirate. He seems like an outcast in Hollywood, and he hates the establishment.

He likes his privacy, doesn't think of himself as a sex symbol, and he likes and is into some weird stuff, so he stays in his own circle. He had a hard childhood. He has an interesting story to tell about his youth. He's just a person. But he looks damn good in a pirate outfit I must say. And the mascara and eyeliner.
I never thought he was sexy until then.

If I was rich I would buy a private island too.

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That would be cool to have your own island.

Palm tree. Must i say more.

Originally posted by darcon
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That would be cool to have your own island.

Palm tree. Must i say more.

falling coconuts can kill you though. All clouds have a silver lining...and all palm trees have coconuts.....

I actually don't like coconut. Especially shaved and on cake. ewww.

Vocally....pirates win hands down.... Yaaarrrrrrrr!!

But being a Ninja myself.....I would have to say Ninjas are cooler, More agile and definitely would win in a fight between a Ninja and a Pirate!!



[edit on 24/2/09 by blupblup]

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Rofl, i love how you contradicted yourself their.

Seriously though, pirates are cooler, but ninjas are better at fighting. So the pirates die cool, and the ninjas live nerdy lol

:bash:

[edit on 24-2-2009 by darcon]

the ninja outfit is mysterious, and yet I don't find it sexy... Pirates are sexy, as long as they have teeth.

Pirates are definitely mysterious, sexy and have their own cool language.
Ninjas are too into their cause to be sexy. Too disciplined and elusive.
Yes they may win the fight, but I would be rooting for the pirate anyway.

oh unrequited love.... *sigh*

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Hey No contradiction....was just slightly torn.
Cos i love pirates, but i have to stay loyal to my kind....ya know??

It's a toughie..... perhaps a Ninja with a Pirate voice.... now that would ROCK!!!!