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Originally posted by Zaimless
1)pirates own ships and can go where ever they want
2)pirates have cool names, like Long John Silver, I know of no famous Ninjas
3)pirates have treasure
4)pirates being male go away from home for a long time (this is a benifit if you are married to one)
5)pirates party hardy
6)pirates are sexier
7)pirates can be very cuddley..
Originally posted by 5ealchris
2ndly Ninjas are acrobatsand can do almost anything. Can pirates do this I think not.
Originally posted by Mad_Hatter
Just because you cannot see us get booty doesn't mean it is not gotten.
We're just ninja's and we're just sneaky about it.
LMAO...yea, that could be true!
Cant I have a Pirate Ninja, instead of picking?
*runs out thread the Captain Sparrow way*...hehe!
Other than Aeon Flux, the only ever known ninja pirates were: Vin Diesel and Chris the mushroom. Investigators began to be suspicious that Vin was a Ninja Pirate when they looked into how he did his own stunts. Diesel tried to convince the public that he wasn't really a Ninja Pirate by making a p***y movie called The Pacifier, but it was already too late. Some scholars believe that all members of the B-52's were Ninja Pirates but this has never been confirmed as big Bee-Hive hair isn't exactly the best choice for raping and pillaging.
If you dont know who Keira Knightley is, she's just a more manlier version of Orlando Bloom