I want to be abducted

Am I the only one who wants to go for a spin in a interdimensional craft? What do I have to do to get abducted by an alien around here. Has anyone tried ways to "lure" ufos that worked?

Life is pretty boring so being abducted by aliens might be the fix I need.

Any tips?

The CSETI programme under Steven Greer has something called the CE-5 protocols which seem to work for his groups when contacting UFOs. They always go to hotspots though, which you may want to try. *SNIP*

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I do not understand why someone would like to be abducted no more then why aliens will come here to abduct humans.
I can understand astronauts/cosmonauts/tykonauts - guys who explore space on their own terms. But be a prisoner on alien vessel for God knows what purpose......
However i wish you luck in whatever you do.

try a book called LISTENING TO EXTRATERRESTRIALS check amazon, sorry no author name for you.

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But, what will you do when you find out that they want to do all kind of crude acts on you? I can understand saying meet the aliens, but being abducted, you might just not come back.

Spread you chicks to the sky at night maybe you'll get lucky ....why do you want to be abducted anyway?

To the OP, what do you think the abducted are treated like? I would like to know what your views are on the treatment given to the abducted.

I think that by expressing your desire to be abducted, you have shown yourself to be below the intelligence level that they require. I am not trying to be mean here, but you must know that being abducted is not the same thing as going on a carnival ride.

This guy loves carnival rides

Being abducted would be traumatic, sure but I think if i ever remember being abducted, it will be the most amazing experience...becuase then i'll know for sure that the whole thing is real!

Well your one of those muppets on top of the high rise building holding up signs in 'Independence Day'

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Why a muppet?

Because they get blown to hell from the photon beams

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Why does it always have to end like that? I wish Will Smith would get blown to hell by photon beams!

SuperSlovaK,
There is an extremely high health risk in this suggestion and may prove fatal so, consider yourself forwarned...
Put on a "I love President Bush" T-shirt and take a stroll down the dusty streets of a town in the Anbar province of Iraq. There is a high number of aliens in that area and chances are good for an abduction. Of course you risk abduction by Iraqi citizens that don't like the man but, I am sure an abduction experience awaits you if you are so inclined.
Thanks,
Vance

Originally posted by Matt.Trakker
Because they get blown to hell from the photon beams

But it could easily be the other way around, they survive and the people shooting at it die instead. Remember it's just a movie.

Nah but come on. Who the hell wants to be abducted? Being abducted is being abducted whether it be by aliens or nutters. Its such a strange statement i had to say something

Originally posted by _Phoenix_

Originally posted by Matt.Trakker
Because they get blown to hell from the photon beams

But it could easily be the other way around, they survive and the people shooting at it die instead. Remember it's just a movie.

I meant the dumb asses with signs on top of that building saying "Take me with YOu" "Abduct me" etc

Originally posted by Matt.Trakker
Nah but come on. Who the hell wants to be abducted? Being abducted is being abducted whether it be by aliens or nutters. Its such a strange statement i had to say something

Yeah something wrong about the way he said it, but I assume he means more like " I want to meet freindly aliens, see their technology, take a ride in their ship, and learn new great things"

Which brings me back to...

Originally posted by Matt.Trakker
Well your one of those muppets on top of the high rise building holding up signs in 'Independence Day'

even if one gets abducted, they have very little recollection of what took place. Abductees who remember what little bits weren't on a dream liner with exotic meals served, alien attendants puffing a pillow for you, elixirs from others galaxies served in crystal glasses, or window seating to view the universe.

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