University of Georgia's sports exam, take the no brainer here...

Wonder why your kids arn't learning? How about the type of information they are fed....

www.wnd.com...

Here is Harrick Jr.'s final exam released by the University of Georgia:

How many goals are on a basketball court?
a. 1 b. 2 c. 3 d. 4

How many players are allowed to play at one time on any one team in a regulation game?
a. 2 b. 3 c. 4 d. 5

In what league does the Georgia Bulldogs compete?
a. ACC b. Big Ten c. SEC d. Pac 10

What is the name of the coliseum where the Georgia Bulldogs play?
a. Cameron Indoor Arena b. Stegeman Coliseum c. Carrier Dome d. Pauley Pavilion

How many halves are in a college basketball game?
a. 1 b. 2 c. 3 d. 4

How many quarters are in a high school basketball game?
a. 1 b. 2 c. 3 d. 4

How many points does one field goal account for in a Basketball Game?
a. 1 b. 2 c. 3 d. 4

How many points does a 3-point field goal account for in a Basketball Game?
a. 1 b. 2 c. 3 d. 4

How many officials referee a college basketball game?
a. 2 b. 4 c. 6 d. 3

How many teams are in the NCAA Men's Basketball National Championship Tournament?
a. 48 b. 64 c. 65 d. 32

What is the name of the exam which all high school seniors in the State of Georgia must pass?
a. Eye Exam b. How Do The Grits Taste Exam c. Bug Control Exam d. Georgia Exit Exam

What basic color are the uniforms the Georgia Bulldogs wear in home games?
a. White b. Red c. Black d. Silver

What basic color are the uniforms the Georgia Bulldogs wear in away games?
a. Pink b. Blue c. Orange d. Red

How many minutes are played in a college basketball contest?
a. 20 b. 40 c. 60 d. 90

How many minutes are played in a high school basketball game?
a. 15 b. 30 c. 32 d. 45

Diagram the 3-point line.

Diagram the half-court line.

How many fouls is a player allowed to have in one Basketball game before fouling out in that game?
a. 3 b. 5 c. 7 d. 0

If you go on to become a huge coaching success, to whom will you tribute (sic) the credit?
a. Mike Krzyzewski b. Bobby Knight c. John Wooden d. Jim Harrick Jr.

In your opinion, who is the best Division I assistant coach in the country?
a. Ron Jursa (sic) b. John Pelphrey c. Jim Harrick Jr. d. Steve Wojciechowski


[Edited on 4-3-2004 by Netchicken]

How many points does a 3-point field goal account for in a Basketball Game?
a. 1 b. 2 c. 3 d. 4

LOL

Let's hope no one failed this one!

Originally posted by Netchicken
If you go on to become a huge coaching success, to whom will you tribute (sic) the credit?
a. Mike Krzyzewski b. Bobby Knight c. John Wooden d. Jim Harrick Jr.

In your opinion, who is the best Division I assistant coach in the country?
a. Ron Jursa (sic) b. John Pelphrey c. Jim Harrick Jr. d. Steve Wojciechowski

You know you're in for an A if you pick the damn teachers name in both of the questions.

Heard it on the Bob and Tom Radio Show this morning... and people wonder why our kids are getting dumber and dumber.

I've had exams in University where one of the multiple choice questions is 'What is your professors name', apparently there was always a large chunk who failed to answer correctly. lol

Come on now, its a "coaching strategies" course. You can't really compare it to other courses academically. Besides, American high schools may be crap, but our Universities are world renowned. UGA is one of the better schools in the South too, no wonder they're launching a big investigation. But of course Southern values insist that blood is thicker than water so the guy keeps his job.

Great find Netchicken....
I guess its no wonder that Georgia is ranked the 36th/40th, for the Smartest State Award, for 2003-2004?

www.morganquitno.com...



regards
seekerof

"How many points does a 3-point field goal account for in a Basketball Game?
a. 1 b. 2 c. 3 d. 4"

LMAO! How many points does a 3-pointer count for...lmao that is pathetic. If someone got that one wrong...wow..I bet a 1st grader could get that right...

Goes to show how poor the U.S. is when it comes to education..

-wD

[Edited on 4-3-2004 by parrhesia]

lol

[Edited on 4-3-2004 by parrhesia]

Originally posted by soothsayer
Heard it on the Bob and Tom Radio Show this morning... and people wonder why our kids are getting dumber and dumber.

holy crap i love the bob and tom show!!!!!!!!!!

but anyways,

yeah this is pathetic....pathetically HILLARIOUS!

it drives me insane that if your grades suck but youre really good at sports youllg et a free paved way to college.

but if your grades suck but youre really good at say oh the newspaper or art or writing or something then the colleges say, we want our students more rounded. WTF?!?!?!

Whoa...

That test is terribly stupid.

I saw this on that Tom Arnold sports show (can't remember the name of it). They were interviewing sports players and asking them about these questions. It was pretty funny. I have to agree with this:

Originally posted by Scat
it drives me insane that if your grades suck but youre really good at sports youllg et a free paved way to college.

This is what happens when Points Per Game become more important that Grade Point Average. They aren't doing these kids any favor. Jesus, at least take a stab at education.

why should their be a written exam for a pe class? its just a weasel way out of a stupid system.

pe is for exercising, and coaches dont need to be scholars.

Originally posted by parrhesia

How many points does a 3-point field goal account for in a Basketball Game?
a. 1 b. 2 c. 3 d. 4

LOL

Let's hope no one failed this one!

A field goal??? Isn't that football? It's a trick! It's a trick!

[Edited on 9-3-2004 by Jonna]