President Bush is rehearsing . . .

President Bush is rehearsing his speech for the Beijing Olympics. Standing at the lectern, he clears his throat and begins. "Oh," he solemnly says, pausing for effect before continuing. "Oh," he smiles with a twinkle in his eye. "Oh."
By the fourth "Oh" his aides are getting confused. They scramble around looking for their notes, while the Commander-in-Chief continues with a fifth "Oh," delivering it with a proud but forthright tone. At this point the chief aide realises the problem and rushes onto the stage. "That's not your speech, sir," he whispers. "It's the Olympic rings."

I like it!!!

Its cute and appropriate for him.

I thought it was one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard, and it took me about 10 minutes to write that post, I was laughing so hard. . . . he solemnly says, pausing for effect before continuing.