Reasons Why I Love NYC, reason number 2

The women.

Big and small, ugly and gorgeous, the women of NYC are amazing. They have attitude, sass, strut and sex all rolled into their bodies. They ooze sex and they mistake oozing flesh for oozing sex and you have to love them for it. The exposed thongs, most commonly seen on the larger women is brazen, bold, brash and disgusting. The way too much cleavage, the way too many colors and patterns, the high style, the lack of style, the ring in the nose, the ring in the eyebrow, the ring in the skin. They have no shame. The fattest, ugliest woman on the planet walking down the street in a short skirt, flabby thighs smacking against eachother, the sausage skin tee shirt that is so stretched out one can barely read "Getting Prettier Every Day" the girls with their own names tattooed on their arms, the big mouth attitudes. The mothers who dress almost as tart-like as their 14 year old daughters. The women who think emulating a slutty tv character makes them special. The drunken, overly aggessive ladies in bars. The demure, shy girls who treat you like a leper when you hold a door for them, for no reason other than you were brought up right.

They are a species unto themselves and they make this city tick.

Mmmmmmmm............. Heavy ladies wearing thongs, really tight t-shirts, and super tight jeans. Yeah. When those heavy ladies wear those really tight jeans they resemble the top of a muffin. That's hot! And when they have beer breath that's a real plus!
Man! I love New York too!