posted on Sep, 20 2007 @ 11:42 AM
So I was sittin' here doin' some thinkin'..... I listenin' to a program on my fancy radio. Like it has these tubes in the back that get all glowy
and stuff. And like it has a really cool clock on the front. I like to watch that second hand of that really cool clock move around the face. Yep. If
I was a clock I would want to be that second hand. The hour and minute hand are so slow and stuff, but that second hand moves around that really cool
clock with blazing speed! Yep that is one fancy radio. Yeah!
So like this program was talkin' about these people who got into a plane crash, and had to eat each other to stay alive. And like they killed one
person so they could eat him and stuff.
So I says to myself, Self? What would you do if you were in that plane crash? Hmmmmmmmm...............
I'd probably get pretty hungry and stuff....... But would I kill someone? Hmmmmm......... I guess that depends if my loser brother in law was in that
plane crash. I'd like serve him up with some hors douvres, and a nice bottle of wine and stuff.
Hmmmmmm.......... I guess I couldn't kill anybody. I'd be like real nice and ask the other people if I could just take a couple of bites and stuff.
That way everyone can still be livin' and stuff! Yeah! Now that's some good thinkin'!
Hmmmmm............ I wonder if it would taste like chicken?