Work VS Prison

PRISON:

you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

you get three meals a day fully paid for

you get time off for good behaviour

the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

you can watch TV and play games

you get your own toilet

they allow your family and friends to visit

all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

you must deal with sadistic wardens

Work:

you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

they are called managers

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

Also, you can't have conjugal visits in the special trailer at work.

I work at a prison and one of the inmates once asked me if I thought I could "do time". I told him, "I've done my time. I've paid my dues. Now I'm divorced." :w: