Pick up lines not to use on ladies

Your face or mine?

How do you like your eggs?

(shouting)---->THIS SEAT IS TAKEN!---->(slapping their behind)

Originally posted by BASSPLYR


He basically said. "I know this sounds like a weird request but If I paid you $100 would you tie me up? YOu don't have to do anything else just tie me up"

Eeeeewwwwwww.

Eeeewww maybe, but sounds like a perfect opportunity to tie him up and take the $100 and then everything else in his pockets.

Not that I would, or would ever advocate such a crime. Just sayin' is all.

Are those space pants? Cuz that ass is outta this world!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U next to I.


Did it hurt?..................When you fell from Heaven.



:shk: Now I feel all icky.

"I'll be the Titanic, you be the Iceberg and I'll go down on you!!"

I've got some that are worse...

I'll be Bush, You be America and we can leave the rest to our imagination....

i use this one on guys...hahah
i want bottle you up and drink you like a 40

or.. i want to unwrap you and suck you like a lollipOp...

hahaha but i will say the guys dont mind actually.

Lets keep it clean people.

No further warnings.....

Lets keep it clean people.

Aw shucks... Does that mean I can't give the Badge my phone number ?

Does this smell like chloroform?

Oh, that's creepy.

Originally posted by AMANNAMEDQUEST
Are those space pants? Cuz that ass is outta this world!

I know someone who used that line, he got slapped 4 times in one night.

Courtesy of Peter Griffin. (Family Guy)

*Peter standing naked next to Lois*

There must be a magnet in your head because it's attracting my buns of steel.

He then proceeds to thrust his Buns in her face.

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this last night...

Mod edit: Removed inappropriate post.


Kinglizard has already warned to keep this thread clean.

If there are anymore inappropriate post's, warnings will ensue.



[edit on 10-7-2007 by sanctum]

Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, “She aiight".

Get your coat love, you've pulled.

Here's 10p - ring your mom and tell her you won't be home tonight.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? fertilized or not?

Get some sleep in the taxi - it's gonna be a long night.

etc etc

Couple more but probably too rude