posted on Jun, 7 2007 @ 11:18 AM
So, I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin'............ I was watchin' War Of The Worlds on my really fancy 14" black & white Zenith TV. It was a
bunch of aliens usin' fancy death rays to knock down buildin's and stuff. Those aliens thought they were so cool. I hate aliens.
So I says to myself, Self? Is there anything good about those stinkin' aliens?
Hmmmmmmmmm............... Nothin' comin' to mind........ Those aliens are pretty sneaky. Makin' crop circles and stuff in cornfields and stuff.
Everyone knows we need that corn for makin' ethanol! Like it's a big alien conspiracy to stop us from makin' that ethanol, and everybody better
wake up! I bet those aliens are laughin' at us! Stupid aliens!
Hmmmmmm........... so I did some more thinkin'. And I says to myself, Self? I wonder how many of those sneaky aliens they have in that area 51? Area
51. I wonder what it would be like to work there? Hmmmmmm...... I wonder. It might be pretty cool. Yeah. I bet it would be cool! Like you can go and
laugh at those sneaky aliens while their in their cages. And like you could poke those sneaky aliens with sticks and shoot spitballs at them and
stuff! I bet those sneaky aliens would be so surprised! Man! And like you get to wear really cool fancy black sunglasses all the time and stuff! And
like you get to be real mysterious, and do really cool spy stuff and all!
Wait! Like you could go out and buy the biggest, fanciest, most expensive stuff in the world. You'd never have to pay any bills because those big
snooty credit companies wouldn't know where to send the bills! Man! I want to work at area 51!
I gotta get my resume together!