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CLEVELAND, Ohio, June 5, 2007: The Church of the SubGenius has announced that the end of the world will take place in precisely thirty days, on Thursday, July 5, 2007. In preparation for the fulfillment of this doomsday prophecy, the Church has issued a call to all of its members, to participate in a festival with rock concerts and blasphemous rituals taking place in upstate New York, during the final weekend before the arrival of the apocalypse.