reply to post by Deson
Hmmmmmmmm........... Now this is makin' me do some thinkin' and stuff........
Like old snowy has alot of dust on it and stuff. Let me grab that fancy bottle of windex, and a really cool paper towel and stuff.
A little spritz, and some wipin'...... Oh yeah, that's what I'm talkin about. Ole snowy is really shiny and stuff!
Mmmmmmm shiny..............
Let me give that really shiny crystal ball a good shake and stuff.Wind her up, give her a shake........ Ahhhhhh........ Now I'm ready to do some good
predictin' and stuff!
You talk about two women, a bed, drillin', and screws and stuff. I don't see any correallation. This is gonna be like tough predictin' and
stuff.
Hmmmmmmm........... a hundred plus tons of wood bein' like assembled.
Hmmmm..... Ok like I'm lookin to ole snowy and stuff. That fancy wind up thing is helpin' me do that thinkin'..... Oh yeah...... Let me sing along
to get in that predictin' mood........
'Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say.....'
Mmmmmm...... that snowman is lookin' really cool with all that snow and stuff.... Mmmmm
'Rudolph with your nose so bright.......'
How not to strangle Kathy, how not to strangle her........
Wait! I got it!
Get a couple woodchucks and a beaver! Yeah! They'll like eat up alot of that wood! And like you can make them do some fancy wood carvin and stuff! Oh
man this is such good thinkin'! Like you can make them carve that headboard into really cool shapes and stuff
Who needs a stinkin' drill when you have woodchucks and a beaver?! Yeah!
And like you can get a couple of those fancy bendy drinkin' straws, and a couple fluffy socks and like make a really cool pair of handcuffs and
stuff.
Then like you light up a scented candle and tell her you want to show her a surprise. Take another really fluffy sock and blind fold her. Then you
take those really cool bendy straw & sock handcuffs and handcuff her to that bed. I bet she'll be so surprised!
Then let those woodchucks, and beaver out the back door so they can be free. Those really cool woodchucks and beaver will be so happy!
Then you go back upstairs and put out a table full of her favorite food. Sit down and eat that food in front of her, and say "Who needs a drill
now?"
I bet in a week or two she won't give a darn about that bed crisis and stuff. Yep no stranglin' needed and stuff.
Oh man. I love you brain.