Ask Lombozo anything, and I will answer.....

From the sick mind of lombozo, I will answer any questions. Yes I might be predictin', or thinkin' and stuff, but your questions will be answered.

Oh wise and great Lombozo, would you please answer my one question?

Will I be able to sneak out of work early tomorrow or will I be caught like I was last time?

Hmmmmm................let me do some thinkin' about this.............
Hmmmmmm.................
I have the perfect plan for you! You need to go out and buy a fancy blow up doll. Yep! Then dress that fancy blow up doll in your clothes. Put that fancy dressed up blow up doll in your desk chair. Tape a phone to that fancy dressed up blow up doll, and whenever the boss looks in on you, he'll think your doin' really cool business deals on the phone and stuff, while you're actually playin' hooky and stuff.
You might even get a raise!

When am I gonna win the dang lottery? I got me a house picked out and everything.

Hmmmmm.............gotta do some fancy predictin' and stuff...............
Let's see............ I see you winnin' the lottery on December 20, 2012. You better do some good quick spendin' and stuff, because we all know what happens the next day!

Okay, I got one for ya...



How many BTSers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 31 BTS'ers to screw in a lightbulb.
1 to actually do it,
11 to tell him that he's doin' it wrong.
6 to tell him how good he looks doin' it.
13 to theorize it was a hoax, that the lightbulb was never actually changed.
Yep! 31 is the number.

Originally posted by lombozo
Yep! 31 is the number.

Don't forget to throw in a couple screaming - Photoshop!!, photoshop!! Unless they are already included in the 13 that declare it a hoax.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Love the lightbulb answer! HAHA. LMAO.Sad thing is it's so tru! HAHA!

December 20 2012 huh. Well shoot. Won't even be anywhere near a ticket outlet then. I'll be hiding in the bush pretending to be a tree.

Originally posted by lombozo
Hmmmmm................let me do some thinkin' about this.............
Hmmmmmm.................
I have the perfect plan for you! You need to go out and buy a fancy blow up doll. Yep! Then dress that fancy blow up doll in your clothes. Put that fancy dressed up blow up doll in your desk chair. Tape a phone to that fancy dressed up blow up doll, and whenever the boss looks in on you, he'll think your doin' really cool business deals on the phone and stuff, while you're actually playin' hooky and stuff.
You might even get a raise!

Wooo hoo!!! Thank you oh great lombozo!

Is it just me, or is anyone else thinking Lombozo might have a hat like Johnny's ???



My question is:
Are you channeling Carnac the Magnificent for your answers Lombozo

Originally posted by anxietydisorder
Is it just me, or is anyone else thinking Lombozo might have a hat like Johnny's ???

My question is:
Are you channeling Carnac the Magnificent for your answers Lombozo

I was thinking something a little more along the lines of saying "mecka lecka high, mecka hiney ho"

Originally posted by anxietydisorder
Is it just me, or is anyone else thinking Lombozo might have a hat like Johnny's ???

My question is:
Are you channeling Carnac the Magnificent for your answers Lombozo

Hey - that IS my hat! I lent it to him.

Carnac was really cool - like he could read through envelopes and stuff. When I'm doin' some of my really cool predictin' I use a crystal ball. Yep, that is one fancy crystal ball. It has a little snowman inside it. I bought it at K-Mart. You can wind it up and it plays some really cool predictin' music. And like when you shake it up it looks like it's snowin' and stuff.














[edit on 31-5-2007 by lombozo]

Oh, Lombozo the great and all-knowing:

What will I be when I (finally) grow up?

Oh your truly wonderfulness and spirtfulness and stuffness and stuff...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

When will I stop having nighmares about the avatar of a certain scary clown?

Sorry to be greedy and ask 2 questions, but I like really gotta know and stuff.

Mon Key Out

Peace be with you, like Christain Slater

Originally posted by MajorMalfunction
Oh, Lombozo the great and all-knowing:

What will I be when I (finally) grow up?

Hmmmmmmmmmm..................
What will you be, what will you be?..............
Gotta wind up my fancy crystal ball............. Ah, that is some soothin' predictin' music..............
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...............
I see pasta and meatballs............... What the hell is that all about?
Hmmm..... I see some fancy writin' and stuff.......... I'm gettin' all confused here......
Wait! I got it! You're gonna be the best selling author of a fancy Italian cookbook! Yeah! That's got to be it!

Now that is some good predictin'!

And mighty delicious too! Thank you O Wise One!

Originally posted by ChiKeyMonKey
Oh your truly wonderfulness and spirtfulness and stuffness and stuff...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

When will I stop having nighmares about the avatar of a certain scary clown?

Sorry to be greedy and ask 2 questions, but I like really gotta know and stuff.

Woodchucks think they're so cool. Walkin' around, chewin' on things, chuckin' wood and stuff.
I hate woodchucks.
Hmmmmmm...............how much wood would that woodchuck be chuckin'?
Hmmmmm........ Yep, that woodchuck would be chuckin' an awful lot of wood. Let's see. Woodchucks all have those big buck teeth and stuff. And like they are always chewin' on tree roots and stuff. So big square buck teeth, and tree roots. Hmmmmmm...........So let's see - you take the square root of a woodchucks teeth, then divide that by the number of letters in the word chuck. Then you multiply that by the number of legs those woodchucks would be usin' to do that chuckin'. Add the number of letters in the word wood Then divide that by the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, which is three........
OK I got it! A woodchuck would chuck 237.682 ounces of wood!

Scary clown avatar, eh? My friend chukkles might help us with that one, but my predictin' brain is tellin' me that you will never stop havin' those nightmares.................

Originally posted by lombozo

OK I got it! A woodchuck would chuck 237.682 ounces of wood!

What timeframe is that in, Lombozo -- per second, per minute, per diem? Just curious. It was such a scientific answer, it HAS to be true.