posted on Apr, 16 2007 @ 01:25 PM
I feel compelled to rant about double/triple/quadruple parkers. You know the sort. The person who has a fancy sports car or truck, and feel this
entitles them to park diagonally across 2 to 4 spaces in a parking lot, usually right at the front of the parking lot.
I hate these people. I'd almost go so far as to say I hate them more than Osama Bin Laden. They are the lowest scum of the Earth and have a special
place in hell reserved for them, where they'll be given the drained filth of the next circle up which is reserved for "people who talk on their cell
phone during movies".
I'm searching for special printing paper, the kind that has a powerful adhesive on the back and is nearly impossible to peel off of glass. Why?
Because I'm going to start printing up big bright easily read stickers that say something like "I Love To Double Park!" and then paste one on each
window and perhaps the paint job of people who do this. It's the only way they'll ever stop.
Since these people are so important, they're usually gone from a place before a tow truck can be reached, and most places won't even call a tow
What is so g--d---ed special about your car that you feel entitled to short 3 other people on a parking spot?
I've been considering my options... I could slash the tires, but that'd be loud, expensive, and worse, it only compounds the problem by making the
vehicle nearly impossible to move from the spot. I could key the car, but they'd probably just think it was punks playing a prank. People who
double-park never consider THEMSELVES to be at fault. So no tire slashing, no keying the car... what it really needs is something that really drives
home the message of why they have been targeted...something that takes hours, but technically costs nothing and is unlikely to have the cops called
(since it once again points out the crime).
...unless someone has a better idea on how to deal with this pestilence?